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beargonewild -> Why guys love their guns (8/28/2008 2:25:38 PM)

          
      Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

      #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
      # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
      # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
      # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
      # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
      # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
      # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
      # 3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
      # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
      And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

      # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.  



subtlebutterfly -> RE: Why guys love their guns (8/28/2008 2:30:01 PM)

BWAHAHAHAH ok that just made my day THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! lol good one [:)][:D]



bondagelover1950 -> RE: Why guys love their guns (8/29/2008 4:16:42 PM)

LMAO and a gun won't wake you at 3 in the morning to get it vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup and dill pickles to satisfy a craving either (been there on that one)[:'(]

[sm=givemebeer.gif][sm=chug.gif][sm=car.gif]



Saratov -> RE: Why guys love their guns (8/29/2008 5:47:42 PM)

Guess you're more careful about that pregnancy stuff now.



favesclava -> RE: Why guys love their guns (8/29/2008 9:17:44 PM)

funny



nomas -> RE: Why guys love their guns (8/29/2008 9:32:37 PM)

#10 -- But why would you?
Give me a big old gun anyday. [sm=blasted.gif]
Maybe you have to be a guy to know why.



Sanguinarian -> RE: Why guys love their guns (8/29/2008 10:30:18 PM)

I love my guns too! But saying that tends to make people look at me funny. Maybe it's because I say it for no reason at all, and completely off topic?



BlackPhx -> RE: Why guys love their guns (8/30/2008 9:10:16 AM)

She was nice to you, everything could be gotten at the  24 hour grocery store if it wasn't in the house. I used to wake my husband when I was pregnant  and send him out for shrimp in lobster sauce and lobster at 3 am. Fortunately we lived only 8 miles from China town in NY so there were restaurants open at that house.

poenkitten (grinning evily)

P.S. Number one reason for picking a woman over a gun?

If you try to get a BJ from a gun..you are liable to make it your first and last one.



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