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Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 6:46:09 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Buses. Just wait. There will be another one coming along in a few minutes.

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 6:51:07 AM   
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Men are like candy, one piece is never enough  

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 6:54:01 AM   
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Men are like lil children needing to be nurtured, loved and pampered... and i love it!
Hi ya fuzzt wuzzie how ya doing today?
dear lips... thanks for pervin' my profile  ~kisses~

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 6:56:19 AM   
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Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong  .

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 7:00:33 AM   
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Peanut butter. Sometimes they stick to the roof of your mouth!

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 8:10:34 AM   
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Men are like a really rich cake. They go straight for the hips




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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 8:14:24 AM   
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Fine wine... Gets better with age. On occasion they do turn into vinegar, then it's time for salad. There's truth in storing them laying on their side, so the cork does not dry out...

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 8:24:29 AM   
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Men are like..... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 8:31:18 AM   
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Men are like parking spots....
The good ones are taken.


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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 8:39:58 AM   
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Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.


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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 8:46:00 AM   
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men are like ... Dogs, they pant and drool just because you said hello

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 9:35:03 AM   
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 Men are like bagpipes................You won't get anything unless you blow them first.

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(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
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Dont Hate Love

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 9:38:15 AM   
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Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with

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<) )╯SUCH
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\(•_•)
( (> A NASTY
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(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
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Dont Hate Love

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 9:42:04 AM   
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Men are like Lave Lamps...nice to look at but not too bright.

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 9:54:49 AM   
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Men are like amusement park rides...... the ride doesn't last long

< Message edited by angelspassion4u -- 8/29/2008 9:55:15 AM >


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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 12:35:58 PM   
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Men are like Chinese food...

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 12:50:44 PM   
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men are like viruses....they infect you and takes forever to get rid of them.

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 12:52:22 PM   
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Men are like hardwood floors, lay em right the first time and you can walk on them for years....

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 1:42:37 PM   
MistressK1964


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Thats a girl.

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RE: Men are like...... - 8/29/2008 1:55:36 PM   
Raechard


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied
Men are like parking spots....
The good ones are taken.



Personally I blame the women taking up two men they should get a ticket if you ask me.

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