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Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 8:54:16 AM   
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I'm having trouble with my brain today.. What's another way of saying, "Don't shit where you eat."?

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:05:28 AM   
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I'm having trouble with my brain today.. What's another way of saying, "Don't shit where you eat."?


Don't play in the office sandbox?

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:06:49 AM   
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If it refers to dating at the office, I think there's a phrase that goes, "Don't pee in the office pool"  ?

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:07:08 AM   
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Don't piss in your hat. That always made me giggle. 

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:10:16 AM   
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Awww... Bossy...It always so tempting isn't it.... been down that road too.

OK.... it may not help, but here's a link to the Ween song by the same name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzT4zx2sqOw


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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:10:57 AM   
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mixing raw meat and vegetables during preparation leads to dysentery.

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:11:45 AM   
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"Jed has died of dysentery. Lose one day."

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:12:42 AM   
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Don't dip your pen in the company inkwell?

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:13:01 AM   
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Playing with knives leads to dismemberment?

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:14:36 AM   
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"Don't fish off the company pier."

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:16:47 AM   
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"Jed has died of dysentery. Lose one day."


LOL, I have an old apple ][ e around here  and all of my daughters friends have shit themselves to death many times on her way to getting on the high score board (and she never has been a very good hunter).

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:18:06 AM   
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Don't defecate on the dinner plate....

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 9:41:07 AM   
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Dont shit on your own doorstep?

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 10:40:24 AM   
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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 10:58:16 AM   
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Literal translation....

Don`t cheat on or lie to your SO.

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 11:05:18 AM   
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Maybe we are all over-thinking this:

I'm having trouble with my brain today.. What's another way of saying, "Don't shit where you eat."?

How's bout:
If you want to have a more pleasant dining experience, don't set the gravy boat in the toilet?

Man who shit in church; sit in own pew!

Confucious


< Message edited by NumberSix -- 8/31/2008 11:06:31 AM >


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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 11:30:05 AM   
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This thread is getting shity.....<rim shot>


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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 11:34:41 AM   
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Exactly Owner59.

Honey?  Why do my garlic mashed taste so shitty?

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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 12:59:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: NumberSix


Man who shit in church; sit in own pew!

Confucious




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RE: Don't shit where you eat... - 8/31/2008 1:24:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FatDomDaddy

Awww... Bossy...It always so tempting isn't it.... been down that road too.

OK.... it may not help, but here's a link to the Ween song by the same name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzT4zx2sqOw



I'm not tempted at all! LOL  I was truly having a conversation with someone and the subject came up.  Nothing to see here..

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