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sappatoti -> sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 4:46:40 PM)
Folks, I've had it. The presidential election in the US this year leaves a lot to be desired as far as believable candidates are concerned. I cannot, in good conscience, vote for either major candidate. As for the other minor candidates, well... are they really viable? I wish there was someone whom I could trust... someone who has the best interests of his fellow countrymen close in mind. Well, I have found that candidate and I truly believe he can lead this country out of its current problems... someone who is not afraid to face the issues head-on... someone who is not afraid to stoop to the darkest, deepest level of evilness, when needed, in order to rid this country of all that ails it. My friends, this candidate is... me... sappa! I've spent the last few weeks kind of in and out of here while I put the final touches on my media campaign. Please, if you wouldn't mind, have a look at the media buzz that just leaked out today... sappa for President '08 So please, don't waste your vote on those who do not meet your needs. Thank you for watching, God bless each and every one of you, and God bless America!

Kalista07 -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 4:51:42 PM)
i'd vote for You Sir Sappa...... :D Kali

lusciouslips19 -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 4:57:13 PM)
Whats your platform and how will you meet my needs Sir???

Aylee -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 5:02:30 PM)
Did you file the paperwork necessary to run?

sappatoti -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 5:25:24 PM)
Thank you, dear Kali. :-) (Your check is in the mail.)

sappatoti -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 5:31:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Whats your platform and how will you meet my needs Sir??? I run on the platform of... um... hold on please. [... checking with campaign advisors ...] ... really? Sounds good to me! Sorry about that. I've been informed that since the other candidates have not yet laid out a concise, precise platform, I am not required to do so either. Having stated that, let me assure you that if I'm elected your President, things will be different. I promise you that. God bless you and God bless America! (Please check with my campaign the night before the election. They should have the full platform ready for public distribution at that time.)

sappatoti -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 5:40:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee Did you file the paperwork necessary to run? Given that I am a believer in saving as many trees as possible, this campaign has opted to not use physical paper in starting this endeavor. I have been assured that this campaign has met all of the criteria and traditions of past electoral processes, including the submission of my candidacy to the responsible authorities via unsecured and unencrypted electronic mail. These assurances come from the AdWords division of Google. Thank you for bringing this question to the fore. (Your check is in the mail.)

nursygirl -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 8:05:35 PM)
if you are elected president would you be willing to drop the passport controls currently in place to enable easier movement of cm people between canada and the us, thus increasing your chances of getting tied up?

sappatoti -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:00:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nursygirl if you are elected president would you be willing to drop the passport controls currently in place to enable easier movement of cm people between canada and the us, thus increasing your chances of getting tied up? I believe this is the way to go. As long as NAFTA allows free trade between our two fine countries, I am in support of allowing the free movement of all our citizens without the hassle of being tied up.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:08:52 PM)
Sappa. He believes in what I believe in. He's the believers man. I believe in Sappa. (Who doesn't?). Believe.

sappatoti -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:20:12 PM)
You are a gentleman and a scholar. I will remember your kind words when it comes time to fill out my Cabinet. (Your check is in the mail)

CalifChick -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:23:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti I run on the platform of... about 18 inches higher than the surrounding flooring, which makes it easier to see my demonstrations of... errrrr... erotic skill with which I will capture the hearts of ladies everywhere. JohnKennedyDom Yep. I knew dat. Cali

sappatoti -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:26:44 PM)
The hell with sending the check in the mail... I'm sending you the freakin' codes to Fort Knox!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:31:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti The hell with sending the check in the mail... I'm sending you the freakin' codes to Fort Knox! I'm all down with the codes to gold never ending. (Big fan of multiple gold).

nursygirl -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:32:04 PM)
Are you planning on cancelling all body and luggage searches specifically for my flight when I come to see you and trapped? I would hate for your campaign to be marred by disclosure of what you are willing to let me do to you .................

CalifChick -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:32:34 PM)
I can live with that. EasyGoingCali

sappatoti -> RE: sappa for President '08 (8/31/2008 11:40:48 PM)
Yes, luggage and baggage will have free movement across the borders without being hindered by those pesky inspections. I will also reduce the lists of materials that are considered contraband to all but the most obscure items. My campaign is based upon ideals that are as pure as driven snow. Therefore, I fear nothing. Bring on all disclosures, challenges, and investigations. I will prevail. Thank you.

Kalista07 -> RE: sappa for President '08 (9/1/2008 2:17:04 PM)
oh Sappa, not only will i vote for You, but i'll campaign for You...Keep the check, i'll take my payment in...........uhm...........ahem....Ya know. Kali

scifi1133 -> RE: sappa for President '08 (9/1/2008 2:30:05 PM)
Well well. Finally a candidate I can get behind. Okay there Sappa you got my vote. Long as I am able to go abut my dailey life without fear that the government is crashing down around me. Im still not calling you sir though....lmao. And since your not required as of yet to disclose any actual positions I still have to believe your better than the nutjobs we have now. I'll start printing out fliers for Va. now.....lol.

beargonewild -> RE: sappa for President '08 (9/1/2008 2:30:35 PM)
note to the future President sappa.... As a diplomat, I wish to extend an invitation to a weekend summit to discuss and renegotiate ratifications to the NAFTA agreement to more efficiently benefit both our countries.....Bear, Ambassador to Canada.

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