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TheHeretic -> Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 7:09:43 PM)
For a reason that keeps disappearing, I'm wondering why is it that so many women from the seemingly prudish and restrictive environment of fundamentalist Christianity come to so fully embrace their sexuality, even if they would never dream of admitting it? Speaking as the happy husband of a PK, I don't know what it is, but I like it.

FatDomDaddy -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 7:30:44 PM)
Not all Christians, and Evangelicals are included here, find sexuality prudish or restrictive. God wants a man and a woman to enjoy sexuality fully. From the Good Book: And the Lord said to Hosea [God's prophet], Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms. . . . So he [Hosea] went and took Gomer the daughter of Diblaim; which conceived, and bare him a son ( Hosea 1:2,3 ). Marriage is honourable, and the bed undefiled (Saint Paul, Hebrews 13:4 ). There are many others and I will also offer this... Christ spent many days and evenings in the company of whores, dunkards and gamblers.

Jeffff -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 7:32:31 PM)
I was brought up Catholic...... that means ALL sex is dirty. that..... has made me a very happy man..:) . Jeff

Icarys -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 7:41:59 PM)
LOL

FatDomDaddy -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 7:44:28 PM)
I was brought up, and still identify myself as a Roman Catholic and I was not taught anyhing of the sort.

Jeffff -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 7:46:01 PM)
Well then. you are from some sweet new age pussy catholic chruch or.... younger than I am..:) Jeff

CalifChick -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 7:48:09 PM)
My vote is with Jeff... former Catholic here, all sex is dirty. Cali (the dirtier the better, but still...)

Roselaure -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 7:54:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff I was brought up Catholic...... that means ALL sex is dirty. that..... has made me a very happy man..:) . Jeff From my favorite play, "Closer" by Patrick Marber. "Catholic girls love a guilty fuck."

kittinSol -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 8:05:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic For a reason that keeps disappearing, I'm wondering why is it that so many women from the seemingly prudish and restrictive environment of fundamentalist Christianity come to so fully embrace their sexuality, even if they would never dream of admitting it? Perhaps it's because they are sexual beings, like everybody else. Their cool frigid exterior is just a lid on a pot overboiling with unbridled sensuality. In the end, though, Christian or not... a chick's a chick (I'm holding back on the language for fear of shocking you).

Sanity -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 8:15:04 PM)
I like a woman who blushes easily. Some women... possibly raised to believe that sex is no big deal, just seem, bleah to me. A shy woman can be so much more fun to explore! quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff I was brought up Catholic...... that means ALL sex is dirty. that..... has made me a very happy man..:) . Jeff

kittinSol -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 8:16:47 PM)
So much more feminine too. I love gender roles, they're so reassuring [8D] .

LotusSong -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 8:32:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick My vote is with Jeff... former Catholic here, all sex is dirty. Cali (the dirtier the better, but still...) I too, was raised Roman Catholic in the 1950's. No one ever mentioned it being "dirty". In fact, it was never mentioned at all. In my teens, there was a catechism class I was in that briefly touched on it and they drew a line graph comparing the arousal of a female and a male. One gradual increasing upgrade for the female then a sharp upgrade line over that for the male! LOL. All that was said was ".. so just be aware and be careful". One more thing "Guys, be careful with the clitoris. It's like a pea, don't squish it." (circa 1970) Women are far more sexual than you give them credit for, guys. We're just taught to be a bit more dignified about it. We are not afraid of sex.. we are afraid of giving it up for BAD sex! ("we" being the general use not to include all people in the group)

Vendaval -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/1/2008 9:26:22 PM)
Repressing basic biological drives often results in the opposite behavior, wanton hedonism. See also, "Catholic school boy/girl syndrome".

NumberSix -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/2/2008 3:31:32 AM)
The stats in the Kinsey report (1954) pretty well demonstrated that if you could get you a lapsed catholic girl you could get you a pretty decent filthy fuck. Lapsed jewish girls came in a distant second, and lapsed protestant girls just kinda laid there. 6

BbwCanaDomme -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/2/2008 3:52:15 AM)
13 years of Catholic school- "Sex is a sin and if you do it before you're married you're going to hell....unless you go to confession or it's with a priest"

LaTigresse -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/2/2008 3:56:37 AM)
I am beginning to feel I missed out on so much, being raised new age christian and all.......

meatcleaver -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/2/2008 4:26:14 AM)
All I can say, is long live Catholic repression of the female of the species, I had so many good times in my teens with girls from the local Convent High School. For me, I was wondering what was the big deal was with sex when I met Julie Maria eh-hum in her gold braided green school uniform and her willingness to lose her bottle green gym knickers just to sit on my face or bend over the armchair. Oh where are you now Julie Maria? I so want to thank you for rescuing this teen from the banality of missionary sex.

RealityLicks -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/2/2008 4:34:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: meatcleaver All I can say, is long live Catholic repression of the female of the species Is it kinda like white chicks with black guys, then? Many fond memories of Spanish senoritas with racist, Franco-supporting dads later... [:D]

LonDom61 -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/2/2008 3:18:01 PM)
FatDomDaddy: The Bible's a damn big book. I think too many Christians just use the Reader's Digest condensed nice parts version. It's always interesting to get a useful nugget from the rest of it. Thanks for that. So Hosea found & married "His dirty little whore"? And her name was Gomer? All I can say is "Wayl gaaawwwlay" = = = Sanity: agree about the blushes. Yummy. = = = NumberSix: nice interpretation of Kinsey. 1954? Sheesh, it'd be nice if there were a comparable study and report done since then. Or at least one as well known. Oh well, it's not like sex is imPORtant r'anything. And about the lapsed Jewish & Protestant girls...depends on how many lapseds they've sat on. And how come J & P have to be lapsed to be sexually active (well, okay, P's maybe a little less "active" than you'd like) but C's can be, erm, current? Cuz C's can be whorey on Fri & Sat, feel guilty & wash it all away at confession on Sun?

windchymes -> RE: Fundamentalist Family Values - Evangelicals Are Easy (9/2/2008 3:39:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LonDom61 So Hosea found & married "His dirty little whore"? And her name was Gomer? All I can say is "Wayl gaaawwwlay" You should see her smokin' hot cousin, Goober.

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