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JulieorSarah -> The Perfect Master (9/2/2008 11:49:45 PM)
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Ok ... it was sent to me as the ....
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello.'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes.'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'Really, go for it?'
WOMAN: 'Thank you honey.'
MAN: ' Make sure you get it with all the options!'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing .... the house we wanted last year is back on the market.'
MAN: 'Well then, go ahead and give them an offer.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you!'
MAN: 'Bye, I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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