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How many times per year...................


Yup, I'm a perv
  40% (6)
Nope, I'm innocent
  33% (5)
Isn't it the norm?
  26% (4)


Total Votes : 15
(last vote on : 9/8/2008 1:21:33 PM)
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How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 11:44:29 AM   
VirginPotty


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Status: offline 		 do you buy canteloupe, and do you thump them before making a purchase?
 
**How many of you read this as "hump them before making a purchase**??

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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 11:46:06 AM   
soul2share


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Status: offline 		Well, I don't like canteloupe, but I Thump my watermelons...does that count???

Didn't read hump......have my glasses on!

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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 11:48:09 AM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Cantaloupe.......EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 11:49:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		thumping never worked for me. You need to smell the stem end.

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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 11:51:13 AM   
soul2share


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
thumping never worked for me. You need to smell the stem end.


Um.....you ARE talking cantalope here, right??????

(MAN....I really GOTTA get laid!!!!!)



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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 2:20:39 PM   
tammystarm


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Status: offline 		all i can think of is a straightjacket and a padded cell for the dear virgin.....  its sad so very sad ~sniff sniff  wipes eyes~ she was such a good virgin...*koff*......

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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 3:21:47 PM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
thumping never worked for me. You need to smell the stem end.


Um.....you ARE talking cantalope here, right??????

(MAN....I really GOTTA get laid!!!!!)




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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 3:22:59 PM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: tammystarm

all i can think of is a straightjacket and a padded cell for the dear virgin.....  its sad so very sad ~sniff sniff  wipes eyes~ she was such a good virgin...*koff*......


pssst...Tammy...she IS in a padded cell. Prisoners rights and all that crap..they have to let her have internet access.


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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 3:29:43 PM   
zamissmall


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Status: offline 		bought one today ...got kicked out of Dominion as i humped it in the grocery aisle.

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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 3:39:46 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 3:56:09 PM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		I haven't bought any since the price has been about $3.00 each on the east coast here.  When they were 99 cents, I bought them all the time, probably one a week. 

I"m not too talented about picking the good sweet ones, though.  I've heard the end should be a little soft and the smell should be real canteloupey.  I can thump a watermelon and pick a great one every time, though.!

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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 9:16:44 PM   
cravesdom


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Status: offline 		I don't know why I thump them because I can never tell what it means. But I do. I don't eat them though. I only buy them for the munchkins. Cataloupe, yuck!

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RE: How many times per year................... - 9/3/2008 9:21:09 PM   
marieToo


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Status: offline 		I never thump.  I only sniff.

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