The night was almost gone,
As I opened my eyes with a yawn.
I was quite amazed
With her thighs on my face,
I was seeing the crack of Dawn.

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There once was a man with a member
That would only stand up in December.
He said, "Then it's too cold
For a hard-on so bold,
I wish it would work in September!"

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There was a young lady named Gloria
Who was goosed by Sir Oswald Du Maurier
And then by six men Sir Oswald again
And the band at the Woldorf Astoria!

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While in Athens a tourist named Joan
Told her guide, with a trace of a groan,
"Though a f*** is just fine
When I'm lying supine
It's a pain in the ass when I'm prone!"