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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/3/2008 8:22:32 PM   
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KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/3/2008 8:22:57 PM   
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I'd fix her a nice Cheeto sandwich

*hugssssssss*

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/3/2008 8:24:15 PM   
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awe Level....that made me smile so hard it hurt. 

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/3/2008 9:20:15 PM   
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Bake her as many cheesecakes as her heart desires.


bear, could those be cheesecakes with amaretto cookie crumb crusts? 

thud!

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/3/2008 9:27:20 PM   
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Pulls her up a rocking chair on my front porch,a hot pan of water, washes and massages her tire feet ,a cold beer and sits rocking away as we watch the moon rises about my mountain top, you just can't get any better then that...

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/3/2008 10:39:37 PM   
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Id take her and love her the rest of her life......How? Anyway I can......LOL.....WEG

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 3:54:24 AM   
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To cheer Chrissy up, I would dance the jig naked with a lamp shade on my head and with a whip cream pie in both hands!

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 5:13:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

Pulls her up a rocking chair on my front porch,a hot pan of water, washes and massages her tire feet ,a cold beer and sits rocking away as we watch the moon rises about my mountain top, you just can't get any better then that...


i'll be there tonight Boss man!

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 5:55:32 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

Pulls her up a rocking chair on my front porch,a hot pan of water, washes and massages her tire feet ,a cold beer and sits rocking away as we watch the moon rises about my mountain top, you just can't get any better then that...


Hi BountyHunter im tammystar ,just wanted to say hello and say that coming from the country and loving nature it doesnt get any better than that!!! puuuuurrrrfect

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 6:00:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


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take her out to nashville seeing all the cool sights then off to coyotte ugly's and get plastered and take home as many cowboys as we could home to the hotel....maybe keep them for the weekend or replace them as needed !!

but first we'd go shpping my treat....spend the day at a spa......

((kisses Christine your very loved and cared for.....he obviously has no clue to what he has lost love!!)


Hey, like Thelma and Loiuse . But when you wrestle Brad Pitt home, please stash your loot better! Mkay??



What!! i wouldnt have to wrestle him, hed be very anxious to come with christine and i, the loot would be hidden well...and wed find better looking cowboys than brad pitt anyway darling...smiles ya wanna come with us?  beep beep

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 6:05:13 AM   
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Coming to the cheer up party late but I would come over with some ummm herbal tobacco and the rest of your girlies and some icy cold margartita's and some vintage 70's porn and get all giggly and make lushy sing the "bow chicka bow wow" porn theme songs naked. Then crank call everyone. Twice.

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 6:10:49 AM   
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good move annye

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 6:18:27 AM   
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Umm Tammy I'll be needing your number for research purposes.

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 6:23:16 AM   
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its in the mail love

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 6:31:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


To cheer Chrissy up, I would dance the jig naked with a lamp shade on my head and with a whip cream pie in both hands!


I think I might have pictures of that already. 

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 9:14:25 AM   
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As the official Pimp Daddy of the Pimpettes,  I hereby declare christine a full -fledged, (not honorary, not virtual ) Pimpette in good standing. This , of course, comes with an invitation to next summer's annual beach house blast on Pinga Beach! 

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 9:30:16 AM   
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I would leave a trail of rose petals leading to the dinner table where I have a pair of freshly grilled steaksand a bottle of good merlot waiting.  Followed by a full body massage, handcuffs/legirons and some whipped cream.  The next day I take her out to the range and have targets set up w pictures of the asshole who broke her heart.  And plenty of ammo.  Maybe even talk a few folks I know into loaning us a couple full-auto items...

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 9:34:55 AM   
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oooh...  can I join ya for that?

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 9:51:00 AM   
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me tooo  pick me pick me  well pick  Christine, Greedy and myself  pa-leeeeze

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RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... - 9/4/2008 9:55:10 AM   
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Sure.  I have enough restraints for all three of ya...

Now I need a gang chain.  Shopping time!

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