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LotusSong -> Powerful Women's Motto (9/3/2008 9:54:11 PM)





Powerful Women's Motto:

   Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says..
    'Oh crap....she's awake!!'
  J

 




BlackPhx -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/4/2008 9:17:14 AM)

Powerful Moms Saying...

Heaven doesn't need me..and Hell is afraid I will make the Demons clean their rooms..Your Stuck with me..get back to your chores.

Poenkitten ( grinning...)
You say Bitch like it is a Bad thing..I cultivated this attitude.
[:D][:D][:D][:D]




LotusSong -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/4/2008 9:21:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Powerful Moms Saying...

Heaven doesn't need me..and Hell is afraid I will make the Demons clean their rooms..Your Stuck with me..get back to your chores.

Poenkitten ( grinning...)
You say Bitch like it is a Bad thing..I cultivated this attitude.
[:D][:D][:D][:D]



good one!




MissIsis -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/4/2008 9:39:37 AM)

"This home isn't a democracy.  It is a kingdom & I am the queen."

And

"Who told you life was fair.  It isn't.  It is what you make it."

Originals by me.  My grown ones remember those words to this day.




LotusSong -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/4/2008 7:19:00 PM)

My other favorite saying is:  "I brought you into this world, I can tke you out!" 




christine1 -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/4/2008 7:22:44 PM)

when i first heard this saying from my ex mother in law i thought it was horrid...she laughed about saying it to him when he was an unruly teen. after being married to her son for 14 years i started to understand it and it still makes me laugh when i think of it.

"if you don't shape up, i'm going to rip your arm off and beat you to death with the bloody stump!" 




cuckyboy4U -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/4/2008 7:30:07 PM)

laughs at this thread




Termyn8or -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/4/2008 11:05:10 PM)

When a rwal Man puts his foot down, God shuts up.

T




Dnomyar -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/5/2008 9:01:34 AM)

christine that was true. It is the reason that I only have one arm now.




LotusSong -> RE: Powerful Women's Motto (9/5/2008 9:37:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

When a rwal Man puts his foot down, God shuts up.

T





RWAL

 ....Rear Wheel Anti-Lock (brake system)?




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