RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up?

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beargonewild -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/4/2008 6:27:38 PM)
[;)] leaves me out!!!!!

Aynne88 -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/4/2008 6:31:12 PM)
lol....Quit being funny Thadius. You are ruining my image of Evil Mean Gor Bastard. [;)] quote]ORIGINAL: Thadius goes to delete the c-mail before she reads it Nothing to see here folks... [/quote]

purepleasure -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/4/2008 6:35:23 PM)
let's see... Perhaps a male blow up doll dressed like a pimp. With a nice deerskin flogger attached to his hand, and an auto-activated voice recorder with some of the most popular phrases, such as: Who's your daddy? On your knees, slut! Are you my good girl? How's my little one today? If that doesn't cheer tulip up, a one year membership to The Woodshed.

lronitulstahp -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/4/2008 6:52:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure let's see...my corrections will be in red....(tulip) Perhaps a male. blow up doll(lose the doll, get a real man) dressed like a pimp geek/nerd. With a nice deerskin flogger attached to his hand, and an auto-activated voice recorder with some of the most popular phrases, such as: Who's your daddy? Who's the boss? On your knees, slut! ...but first, Let's watch the A&E presentation of "Pride and Prejudice" with Colin Firth as Mr.Darcy, again . Are you my good girl? did you enjoy that facial? How's my little one today? How's dinner coming? If that doesn't cheer tulip up, a one year membership to The Woodshed.[:D] i'm a member already...but a year's free admission would rock!

lusciouslips19 -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/4/2008 8:11:24 PM)
To cheer Tulip up I will give her one hot nerd complete with glasses named Clark kent. he will open doors for her and politely call her Miss. [8\|] He will then say, excuse me miss. Pardon me, but "On your knees bitch." He will then change into his superman uniform and make passionate rough love to her and spank her with his Kryptonite stick. [&:] [8D]

VirginPotty -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 5:06:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl ill give her a piece of my birthday cake....if someone gets me one that is...but its not till wed..no rush.. Sooo, you're going to give her something someone gave you that you asked for? [8\|] Eta I'll give Tulip whatever she wants! I don't know her sooooo, I'm giving you a blank check, Tulip because I know you're a friend of the Monkey's so you're alright w/me!

lusciouslips19 -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 7:44:53 AM)
I love TUlips soooo much. I'd give her my bubble wrap![:D]

CreativeDominant -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 7:54:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Tulip is very down. Someone special is relocating and will be gone from her life. What will you give her to cheer her up? I will give her a Karoke machine of her very own, A plate of magic food that will turn into whatever she wants, throw in some additional Knishes and a nice but kinky jewish boy who loves Carmel colored Shiksa's ~just grins and winks wickedly~

CalifChick -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 9:01:43 AM)
I'll give her a repeat of the couch action.... kiss, fondle, grope, kiss some more. Cali

cjan -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 1:22:27 PM)
How about a spirited 'pankin' followed by a good skull fucking followed by my pattented choco-gasm ?

lronitulstahp -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 2:39:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Tulip is very down. Someone special is relocating and will be gone from her life. What will you give her to cheer her up? I will give her a Karoke machine of her very own, A plate of magic food that will turn into whatever she wants, throw in some additional Knishes and a nice but kinky jewish boy who loves Carmel colored Shiksa's ~just grins and winks wickedly~ ...it's beshert[sm=sex.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 2:42:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick I'll give her a repeat of the couch action.... kiss, fondle, grope, kiss some more. Cali sheeesh...i read that as crotch action...

CalifChick -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 2:43:09 PM)
You're such a PERV, holly. InnocentCali

lronitulstahp -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 2:47:35 PM)
yeah holly...get your mind out of the gutter...[8\|] ~saintly tulip[sm=angel.gif]

Sanity -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 7:48:39 PM)
How about a nice picture (not too naughty, and not too nice). Think she might like that... along with maybe a little bit of pleasant conversation?

Daddysredhead -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/5/2008 8:00:11 PM)
Great big huggles and squishes is all I have to offer... hope dat's ok, tulipy one. [:)]

BlackPhx -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/6/2008 3:10:51 AM)
Hmmmmm... A plate of pulled Pork, a tour of Natural Mystique, two Turtle Cookies and a relaxing good time in BlackPhx's and my Dungeon to take her mind off of things? Poenkitten

sirsholly -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/6/2008 4:12:01 AM)
quote: ORIGIONAL:Cali You are such a PERV, holly. You say that like it's a BAD thing..... quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp yeah holly...get your mind out of the gutter...[8\|] ~saintly tulip[sm=angel.gif] but then it would be homeless [:(]

lronitulstahp -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/6/2008 4:38:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sanity How about a nice picture (not too naughty, and not too nice). Think she might like that... along with maybe a little bit of pleasant conversation? [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m21.gif[/image] This brings something to mind...i've had most of my really good sex with Republicans...what's that about??? and thanks for the pic[;)]...

lusciouslips19 -> RE: What will you give to Tulip(lronitulstahp)? to cheer her up? (9/6/2008 4:44:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: Sanity How about a nice picture (not too naughty, and not too nice). Think she might like that... along with maybe a little bit of pleasant conversation? [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m21.gif[/image] This brings something to mind...i've had most of my really good sex with Republicans...what's that about??? and thanks for the pic[;)]... [8\|] Well, you see my dear, anything can happen when for a brief time one takes a cork out of their butt and it can release All that has been pent up.[8\|]

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