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weird sex laws - 9/4/2008 9:22:29 PM

patina

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Greetings another thread got my interest uo so i did a search and found some funny weird sex laws here they are just for giggles. hope you enjoy them:

A mixture of states

IL--all bachlors must be called master by single females instead of mister.

KY-- no females wearing bathing suits are allowed to walk along the highways unless accompinied by either 2 policemen or a club--ammended to state females weighing between 90-200 lbs

LA, CA-- A man can beat his wife with a leather belt or strap as long as it is no wider than 2". she can give consent to a different size.

MI--females are not allowed to wear corsets as it obscures the natural vivacious curves of a woman from the eyes of the young men wanting to observe her.

NV- sex is legal only if a condom is worn.

OH- it is illegal to undress in front of a mans photo

NM-- it is legal to have sex in a parked car as long as the windows have curtains on them

Detroit-- can only have sex in a parked car if it is in your own yard

Hastings, Nebraska, --illegal to sleep in the nude even if married.

Washington, DC --only the missionary position is the legal way to have sex -- then clinton was illegal with oral hee hee

Oregon--illegal to cuss during sex

WA--no sex with a virgin --even on her wedding night-- duh??

I hope you like these there were others but i think this was enough.

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/4/2008 9:29:57 PM

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These are hilarious!!

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/4/2008 9:34:35 PM

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LOL

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/4/2008 9:38:47 PM

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The one from MI tops it all.

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/4/2008 10:00:39 PM

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from around the world....... least we think just the US is screwed up.............

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/5/2008 6:38:27 AM

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LOL... You have to love what goes through peoples minds when they decide that such laws are needed.... "Ehud!, leave that goat alone!" or in NV .... Honestly officer, the condom broke and that is how I got pregnant... hehehe

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/5/2008 7:40:19 AM

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That Nebraska law is real...born and raised cornhusker...had to leave just to sleep nekkid.

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/5/2008 8:00:58 AM

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I'm a native born Husker, too, Pers... but we moved away when I was 3,

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/5/2008 8:06:19 AM

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OMG>>>

youve got mail

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/5/2008 8:18:26 AM

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nothing there, hon

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RE: weird sex laws - 9/5/2008 2:09:43 PM

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If someone can enjoy it, they will legislate it out of existence.

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/25/2008 7:26:02 PM

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GREECE:
if a man is caught kissing a woman in public the death penalty may be enforced
AUSTRALIA:
sex with a kangaroo is permissable when drunk
USA
you may not have more than 2 dildos in the house
AMERICA
its illegal to have sex with a dead fish, but perfectly fine if its alive

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/25/2008 11:15:06 PM

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AUSTRALIA:
sex with a kangaroo is permissable when drunk
Is it the kangaroo that has to be drunk?

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/26/2008 1:42:50 AM

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OMG!!!! Are those for real?

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/26/2008 5:34:55 AM

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/27/2008 8:48:11 AM

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You forgot South Carolina where it is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps on Sundays. It's still on the books.

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/28/2008 5:59:09 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: krystaline

GREECE:
if a man is caught kissing a woman in public the death penalty may be enforced
AUSTRALIA:
sex with a kangaroo is permissable when drunk
USA
you may not have more than 2 dildos in the house
AMERICA
its illegal to have sex with a dead fish, but perfectly fine if its alive

Given the drinking habits of the Aussies I've come across.......explains why those 'roos move so quick.

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/28/2008 7:27:34 AM

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*snort*

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/28/2008 9:54:10 AM

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Greetings,
well as an Aussie, it is a good thing this one does not drink and is in Germany...problem with the Aussie males, when they are drunk (not all of them) they will get into the pants/pouch of anything remotely female.

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RE: weird sex laws - 10/28/2008 12:09:11 PM

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G'day , so what you're saying is that the law should be amended to read sex with anything is permissable when drunk (or that the category of male described altready think it says that anyway) ?

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