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VadFarkas -> A man staggered into a hospital... (9/5/2008 4:55:23 AM)
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end. 'I walked over, lifted its tail,
and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!
I don't remember much after that...'?
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