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beargonewild -> A Cow's Tail (9/5/2008 8:35:31 AM)
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What on earth happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's bottom.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, ''Hey, this looks like yours!''
I don't remember much after that.'
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