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The Note om the Refrigerator - 9/5/2008 12:19:36 PM

TwilightShadows

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Someone e-mailed this to me today and I thought it was funny funny.....

THE NOTE ON THE REFRIGERATOR READ:

My Darling Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset and I shall be home before midnight.

Roger

When the man came home late that night, he found the following
letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

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RE: The Note om the Refrigerator - 9/5/2008 12:27:40 PM

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Most of us veteran kinkroids have seen this one TS. There is also one where the husband wins the lottery, quits his job and leaves a note but because of his wife's note of betrayal...get's none of it.

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RE: The Note om the Refrigerator - 9/5/2008 2:21:48 PM

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A hard young man is good to find, fortunately Master is younger than I

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RE: The Note om the Refrigerator - 9/6/2008 2:32:18 PM

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MrR, I remember that one, he went missing for a few hours and she tried to call him at work and found out he quit, something like that. Not to worry, someone will dig it up.

Madax, just full of them today eh ? Cool. Some are oldies but goodies, but as long as people have had time to forget them, they are good again. Thanks for your time.

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RE: The Note om the Refrigerator - 9/9/2008 11:20:14 AM

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Maybe I'm a bit slow... but ever wonder why they left the notes where they did??

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RE: The Note om the Refrigerator - 9/9/2008 11:23:10 AM

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Perhaps, it's where they usually leave their notes. Mine are always on the kitchen island with the mail

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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