MadAxeman
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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex?
. . .Me neither."
--Drew Carey
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
--Rodney Dangerfield
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
--Woody Allen
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."
--Sam Austin
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
--George Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
--Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns
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