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3 Nuns - 9/5/2008 2:17:02 PM

MadAxeman

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Three nuns arrived in heaven, to be told that entry depended on answering a question correctly. They could not ask the audience or consult a friend.
"Mother Mary, where was the Garden of Eden located?"
"A popular notion is that it was in modern Iraq."
The trumpets sounded and the Pearly Gates opened and she walked into heaven.
"Sister Agnes, who was Adam's partner?"
"Eve."
There were clarion calls as the Gates swung to welcome her.
"Mother Theresa, what were Eve's first words to Adam?"
"Ummmm - that's a hard one!"
Multiple peals of bells echoed around the Gates as she waltzed into heaven.