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Potentially v Realistically - 9/5/2008 3:15:09 PM

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied
"Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied
"Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him
"Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied
"Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars.......
but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer."

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RE: Potentially v Realistically - 9/5/2008 3:51:47 PM

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RE: Potentially v Realistically - 9/5/2008 5:04:04 PM

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RE: Potentially v Realistically - 9/6/2008 4:56:51 PM

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SNORT {wringing coffee out of my mustache and beard}

now I need a beer

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RE: Potentially v Realistically - 9/9/2008 11:12:37 AM

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And I was wating for the brother to say, "I don't have a million bucks".... LOL

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RE: Potentially v Realistically - 9/9/2008 11:45:57 AM

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Ow, Diet Pepsi through my nose hurts!

Now this sub needs to go clean off the computer desk.

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RE: Potentially v Realistically - 9/9/2008 6:49:32 PM

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lmao...holy shit...my ribs hurt

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