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Wedding Anniversary - 9/5/2008 3:17:07 PM

MadAxeman

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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bath room scale.

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RE: Wedding Anniversary - 9/5/2008 6:44:47 PM

Saratov

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So, when is the funeral?!?

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RE: Wedding Anniversary - 9/6/2008 9:59:56 AM

LadyIce

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lol, you are wicked!

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RE: Wedding Anniversary - 9/6/2008 10:32:52 AM

hizgeorgiapeach

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How long was he laid up in the ICU?

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RE: Wedding Anniversary - 9/6/2008 11:49:49 AM

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He should have gotten her a new toy...

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