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everhope -> Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 11:39:53 AM)

                               HAPPY
                            BIRTHDAY
                      RESIDENTSADIST              
                                 SIR
                            [sm=birthday.gif][sm=birthday.gif][sm=birthday.gif]
 
      my wish for you on your Birthday, Sir is more big tits, more intelligent intercourse, more wet cunt, more laughter, more yummy delish food, more girl tears, more absolute surrender and many, many, many, more years to enjoy!!!
love, brendalee



Level -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 12:13:50 PM)

I hope you have a good one, RS [:D]



beargonewild -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 12:19:10 PM)

[sm=chug.gif] A toast to you on your Birthday.

Have a great Birthday RS. May your days be filled with wine, women and song and your nights filled with unending pleasures.



GreedyTop -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 12:49:35 PM)

(it's tomorrow)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RS!!



Daddysredhead -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 1:04:35 PM)

Have the Happiest of Birthdays, RS!!!  [:)]



everhope -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 1:39:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
(it's tomorrow)


lol...i know.
i won't be home when the clock strikes twelve in Florida.
better a day early than a day late...me thinks.



GreedyTop -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 1:55:42 PM)

LOL



pissthirstysub -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 2:29:16 PM)

Happy Birthday ResidentSadist!



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 3:26:36 PM)

Happy Birthday, RS!  May your days be filled with love and laughter.
 
[sm=cute.gif] [sm=cute.gif]



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 3:30:17 PM)

wheres the cake??????????



angelicbitch -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 3:49:52 PM)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RESIDENT SADIST .... AND MANY MORE
 
 
Angelic



sunshinemiss -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 5:15:59 PM)

well wishes, and may your birthday be filled with all you could possibly want... and another year of the same.

sunshine



lilsubl -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 5:18:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

wheres the cake??????????


once again, i'm with you, ftg...this is beginning to worry me.....



ResidentSadist -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 7:05:27 PM)

Thank you so much for nice list of birthday wishes.  That is very nice.  With all these birthday wishes, it should be a pretty good day.   Yes, there will be a cake in Ormond Beach. We’re having a little bash up there with some friends from the casino.  If the racial stereotype is true about Indians when they get drunk who knows what’s gonna happen?  If you read about a massive fire in Ormond Beach, it was because there are so many candles on my cake!

I wasn’t born prematurely but I arrived a week early.  My father and pregnant mother were in transit from Chicago to Cape Canaveral Florida because he had a job with the Martin Rocket Company and was contracted with NASA.  It seems I got tired of the road trip and decided to get out in Baltimore Maryland at 4:15 am on September 7th in the year of 1955.  They held that job for my father and we all went to Florida the following year. 

As my mother tells it, she was in labor for about thirteen or fourteen hours.  I know a good thing when I have one and I guess they didn’t want leave.  Because my father was a doctor he did not allow them to spank me when I was born.  I was given a massage instead.  I have had a hell of a life that started with a massage from a pretty nurse shortly before I grabbed a big ol’ titty and “took” my first meal.  The nurse set me on my mother’s belly and was focused on explaining very carefully how teach me to breastfeed.  Apparently she never got to finish her speech because I grabbed the bewbage and started nursing on my own.  I am not sure if some of the theories I’ve seen about people being born dominant is true or not.  For me, maybe it was just starting life with a massage instead of a spanking that helped give me a slightly different attitude? 

My father passed away on September 05, 2001.  His funeral was on my birthday September 7th.  This is strange week of celebration for me.  It is not a sad for me at all.  It does not seem inappropriate to celebrate my birth and the legacy of the man who gave me life in the same period of time.  My father was a great man with a strong mind and a large and durable heart. He did many great things for his family and his research had an impact on the medical community and the way we look at auto immune diseases.  He has been on more than one magazine cover and is the topic of more than one news special.  Life is choices and you can pick your friends but it was just dumb luck I was blessed with such a good family. 

I haven’t been on the boards much lately.  Besides launching a new business and revamping 2 old ones, I’ve been studying video production. I’ve jammed about two years worth of education and the past three weeks And things to come along very well. I will stick something up on youtube soon.  I will shoot you guys the link when it’s done.

To thank you again for all your birthday wishes. I only hope I’m finally old enough that it’s perverted when I go out with young girls now.



subtee -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 7:14:44 PM)

I'll add my "happy returns of the day" to you also...even though I am part native american...and also not a "young girl"...come to think of it...screw you.

[kidding...slobbery kisses all over your whatever]



beargonewild -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 7:16:42 PM)

Had this thought if I tried to give slobbery kisses to RS, he'd have me in a CB-3000 in no time flat!



KMsAngel -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 7:19:26 PM)

quote:

I'm officially old now, can I take a nap?


*hands afghan, takes off slippers, slips pipe out of mouth* yup, naptime [:D]



KCherry -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 7:19:51 PM)

    Happy Birthday RS! *Pouncehugglegrope*



lilsubl -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 7:22:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I will stick something up on youtube soon.  I will shoot you guys the link when it’s done.

To thank you again for all your birthday wishes. I only hope I’m finally old enough that it’s perverted when I go out with young girls now.


ok, i've officially gone into dirty old momma territory, since what i read here was:

"I will stick something up your tube soon.  I will shoot when it's done."

my sister's calling the home as i type this so everything should be ok soon.....

btw, hippo birdie two ewes



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Happy Birthday ResidentSadist Sir! (9/6/2008 7:31:08 PM)

did you get your birthday spankings????

if not ya need to tell us your age so we can count the correct # of spankings to give by each cm forum poster.





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