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Sundowner -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:06:55 AM)
Well fuck me rigid! (cultured Olde English expression of astonishment) I've only just seen this thread. Too sodding late of course to do anything about it, but somehow comforting to know it was there quietly all the time. And whilst the ideas are fun I should explain that you so do not want to be my PA - it's thankless unremitting toil with nothing to show for it but abuse, bruises and scars - mental and physical - in a climate of dire poverty. Well maybe not completely dire [;)]

christine1 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:08:26 AM)
but is there good beer and pork rinds?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:08:50 AM)
sign me up![sm=waves.gif]

Sundowner -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:15:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 but is there good beer and pork rinds? For you, dear Christine,these things of which you speak are entirely possible (if my PA can't fix them she gets fired you understand, and GT or coloured or someone will tell you what wonders F&M can arrange) but they're hardly sufficient as fringe benefits surely?

Sundowner -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:17:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 sign me up![sm=waves.gif] ... but one would have to be a complete masochistic slut to desire such conditions! Not a sophisticated sexy siren such as you.

christine1 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:19:22 AM)
fringe benefits? ok, how about shoe shopping every saturday! or do you speak of the more physical types of benefits like smoochies and hugs?

Sundowner -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:28:13 AM)
Smoochies and hugs work. They sort of go with the abuse as a required part of the deal in my philosophy. But shopping, especially shoe shopping, and definitely Saturday shopping, you're on your own kid.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:32:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 sign me up![sm=waves.gif] ... but one would have to be a complete masochistic slut to desire such conditions! Not a sophisticated sexy siren such as you. Obviously never saw me down on my knees with my lipstick smeared across my face sucking the chrome of a pipe. Then bending over saying "harder daddy, give it to me ." ps. Can I get an application for the job of Sundower's sexy bitch siren??? It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

christine1 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:33:14 AM)
but, i can't shoe shop alone....i need help carrying all the bags when i'm done!

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 6:41:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 but, i can't shoe shop alone....i need help carrying all the bags when i'm done! I know! If he hires you for his PA, and me as his sexy bitch siren, we can shoe shop together!!!!! [sm=friends.gif] <----------------- These emoticons need better shoes!!!

christine1 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 7:08:54 AM)
rofl lushy....i think it's a plan!

Sundowner -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 7:22:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 [sm=friends.gif] <----------------- These emoticons need better shoes!!! ROFL

KMsAngel -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 7:37:52 AM)
g'morning there, sd. good to see you're still alive if not exactly kicking!

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 7:39:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 [sm=friends.gif] <----------------- These emoticons need better shoes!!! ROFL And you say I'm not a masochist. Just try on my shoes and tell me if you think I'm not a masochist!

Sundowner -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 8:34:57 AM)
Hah! Ladies' shoes. Don't even go there.

GreedyTop -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 9:29:24 AM)
SD.. I don't need to go shoe shopping.. but I will need at least one trip to the theater a month...

nursygirl -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 10:32:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Yanno, it'll make more sense if SD picked all of you to be his PA. He'll have is own personal entourage and you'll all be happy! Well - that way there would be at least one available when he travels - wherever he goes .............. (volunteers for the Western Canada position)

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 10:35:44 AM)
hmmm - why should Sundowner pick me? well, i could get him into any concert in any Chicago venue at any time for free ...which would include backstage passes* *depending on venue (not all have backstages)

sunshinemiss -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 11:06:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 fringe benefits? ok, how about shoe shopping every saturday! or do you speak of the more physical types of benefits like smoochies and hugs? Hey btw I bought shoes the other day... in Buenos Aires... leather and painted with flowers... god they are beautiful... ohhh did you pick me yet Sundowner? You know you want to... you secretly stalk me after all, well not so secretly now of course. ahem.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why Sundower should pick me...... (9/20/2008 11:15:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 fringe benefits? ok, how about shoe shopping every saturday! or do you speak of the more physical types of benefits like smoochies and hugs? Hey btw I bought shoes the other day... in Buenos Aires... leather and painted with flowers... god they are beautiful... ohhh did you pick me yet Sundowner? You know you want to... you secretly stalk me after all, well not so secretly now of course. ahem. *Smooches Sunshine cause she sent me a postcard. From Peru! Wooo Hooo!

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