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mole family - 9/6/2008 5:01:28 PM   
Lucylastic


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I know this one has probably been done a kagillion times but it makes me smile and Im feeling in a silly mood...sooo I introduce to you The Mole Family


A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live
together in a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"


The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says, "Oh, Yum! I smell honey!" 




Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine,




"Geez, all I can smell is....."



"MOLASSES!"






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RE: mole family - 9/6/2008 5:42:12 PM   
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Hehehe! I love this one!

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RE: mole family - 9/6/2008 7:21:53 PM   
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huh?
molasses?
*ponders*

OOOooooooooo....i got it!!!!!!


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RE: mole family - 9/6/2008 7:33:31 PM   
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Hahahaha  so cute!

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RE: mole family - 9/9/2008 4:44:13 PM   
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That was new to me, didn't spot it coming.

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RE: mole family - 9/9/2008 5:04:06 PM   
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RE: mole family - 9/9/2008 5:07:11 PM   
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lol took me a minute to get it though...

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RE: mole family - 9/9/2008 5:15:08 PM   
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such silliness!

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