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VivaciousSub -> For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 11:46:08 AM)
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l301/roz0807/cat_proximity.png This link provides a mathematical depiction of any cat lover's brain power upon approaching a kitty. Mine have caused me to spout such idiocies as "awwww! Wook at the fuzzy num-nums!". Which, of course, makes anyone near me back away quickly so their IQ points don't get lost in the vortex.

sleuthingsub -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 12:16:07 PM)
Yep, that's from xkcd.com. One of my favorite sites. It has a lot of dorky humor. My girlfriend is exactly like the person in the drawing.

VivaciousSub -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 12:30:02 PM)
I have a kitty that's the feline replica of a dom. He's insistent, stringent, aggressively loving and meows in the imperative. He totally owns my ass.

bondagelover1950 -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 12:58:40 PM)
Sounds exactly like both of my ex wives. They are both cat fanatics [sm=givemebeer.gif][sm=chug.gif][sm=car.gif]

chamberqueen -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 1:11:19 PM)
I have a kitten that was old enough to leave it's mother, but three weeks after I got it starting nursing on my neck daily. The vet laughed when I said I had to get up each night to put on a scarf so that I could go back to sleep, and said that the kitten thinks I'm his mother. I was trying to teach him not to bite my hand so I lightly bit his paw. He thought it was so much fun that he kept sticking his paw back in my mouth! Most people don't know this, but if you get on your hands and knees a cat will climb under you and lay down to show that it is submissive. Needless to say, this can get in the way during a session. LOL Poor kitty has to be locked in the bathroom then.

BlackPhx -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 1:21:43 PM)
And yet...they are stuck waiting for us to open the cans of food... poenkitten

kittykat4play -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 1:27:50 PM)
kitties are fluffy

GreedyTop -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 4:39:35 PM)
omg, people listen to me talking to The Cats... and laugh.... I can so totally relate to that pic!

kittengirl8 -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 5:49:48 PM)
So can I! Oh! hugs the nearest cat, who proceeds to squeak then readjust so she's comfortable Kitties are so awesome like that. Soo adorably perfect, yet insane at the same time.

VivaciousSub -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 6:12:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittengirl8 So can I! Oh! hugs the nearest cat, who proceeds to squeak then readjust so she's comfortable Kitties are so awesome like that. Soo adorably perfect, yet insane at the same time. Oh dear, I read this and was immediately possessed by a desire to go hug my big orange fuzznut. I got a protesting "mrow?!" but purrs, too. I <3 my kitties. Cannot imagine life without them.

Catilicious -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 9:18:12 PM)
Aw! As true as this is with me, I'm actually away from my furry children right now and will be until May so it makes me sad that I can't squeeze some protesting love out of a cat right now. My partner and I have three furry children and the oldest is domme material - she demands the best but when you're sad, she's there to cuddle.

BKSir -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 9:33:05 PM)
You're a pretty girl! Yes! A sweet pretty girl! Yes youuuu are! >.< Not that I've EVER said such a thing to any of my fuzzbutts... >.> (in the last hour)

GreedyTop -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 9:40:41 PM)
yeah.. Gracious gets "kissykissykissacat* (I cant believe I admitted that on a public forum)

BKSir -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 9:45:32 PM)
Greedy... you know I love you, but, I'm sorry, I'm laughing my ass off right now, picturing you saying that! [:D] Guess it's only fair though... The baby girl always has to get called over into the snuggling "Sleeptime, baby girl. Come get nightnight tissins.", to which she comes up and gets a kiss or three on the nose. >.< It is a scientifically proven fact that anyone within a 6' radius of a cat loses 30 points of their IQ instantly. 60 if it's a kitten. It's a natural defense mechanism of theirs. Works amazingly well too. [;)]

GreedyTop -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 9:51:11 PM)
picturing BK talking to the girl kitty snickers

hazenut -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/8/2008 10:25:17 PM)
Aw. I love cats. I have two myself, and they make me so happy. When you're a cat person, you're a cat person. Thanks for the cute link, I'm going to have to share that with my girl friend because she's the same way :) Kel

E2Sweet -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/9/2008 12:34:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackPhx And yet...they are stuck waiting for us to open the cans of food... Yes, and if they ever do develop opposable thumbs, we'll then become totally useless to them...[;)]

darchChylde -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/9/2008 1:03:06 AM)
Not sure if I'm a cat person or a cat's person, I don't get into the cutesie-wootsie talk; but I can understand. I'm seeing this as the perfect chance to bring back this pic of Ma'ams bengal Domikitty/masochitty Yuki-Onna exerting her dominance over Ma'ams other poor hapless pet (dammit Yuki, i was here first... how do you get more laptime? I think I'm at least as cute and fuzzy LMAO) http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/DarchChylde/LOLCATYukiandoren.jpg

GreedyTop -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/9/2008 1:04:14 AM)
I so love that pic, Darch!!

GreedyTop -> RE: For All Of Us Owned By Kitties (9/9/2008 1:06:26 AM)
OK... Gracious is tellling me its time for bed... How, you ask? NOrmally, she will spend time on my lap, while I am at the computer. until its time for bed. I try to entice her onto my lap. She walks away. When I ask her is it time for bed... she yawns... on that note.. I'm off to obey Her Majesty.....

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