TheHeretic -> RE: My advice for the VP debators (9/8/2008 9:30:04 PM)
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Nice, Bita. (I hope you're heading for one of the prettier parts of CA. Mine is brown, ugly, and the temperatures have been hitting a hundred and fuck every day lately.) Mind if I throw in another perspective for the opponents? We'll go age before beauty... Joe: It's a trap! You are walking into a minefield, and this woman is going to be pushing you towards as many as she can, and trying to sucker you onto the rest. Do not engage. Be dry, boring, and spend too much time talking about statistics. If you can draw her into saying something stupid, go for it, but don't get drawn in yourself. There is a path to victory, but it goes against your instincts. You must lose, in order to win. The first mine I'll mention is foreign policy, and you have that debating anybody from your position. The top of your ticket was spouting idealism long before he started understanding the facts. You know that shit. You need to spend some heavy prep time on what Barry has said, and avoid cutting loose with some realpolitik that makes him look like an idiot. (Since the Presidential debate on foreign policy and national security is the Friday before (9/26) your Thursday (10/2) night debate, you'll also have to hope you don't need to wade in and fix his fuck-ups.) With respect to Bita, don't stress the educational differences. Your ticket already has problems with perceived elitism. This woman reads, and is just waiting for you to get pompous, so she can lance your ass. If that happens, take it with grace and let it go. That leads to the horrible part for you. It isn't fair. It isn't right. If we actually had anything like gender equality, it wouldn't matter. You can't be seen as beating up a girl. She may bring a dozen good retorts to the tip of your tongue, but you must use them sparingly. Sucks, doesn't it? Your best target, her experience, is pretty much off-limits. Not much sympathy from me here. You knew what you were signing on to. She's better than the top of your ticket. I could list a few more, but I just don't think he's the right choice, and wouldn't want to help too much. Sarah: Get out there and have fun. Poke at him. Get that famous mouth of his rolling. We saw little flashes of a Sarah Snarl at the convention. Keep doing that. It's good. He has everything to lose, you have everything to win. I don't need to tell you not to be afraid, do I? You have the base. Work the middle. You are stuck on abortion though. Your position is not the one of the majority of the country. Talk about the sanctity of life, and move on. That will be a rough couple of minutes. There is no need for a lot of flag-waving. Victory in Iraq means Al-qaeda doesn't get a parade under those crossed sabers. We need to stabilize Iraq, and move into the next phase. Don't say Iraqization. Here is your biggest landmine, and it is instant death. I'd say refuse to discuss it all, but it might come in a direct question you need to be extremely ready for. Race. If one remark that comes out of your mouth sounds rascist to the majority, just go straight back to frozenmoosedick. A small town background, and college in Idaho have probably left you very out of touch on race relations. If you venture into the subject, the slightest wrong phrase, no matter how innocently made, even something commonly accepted as totally non-offensive in the circles of your life, could send Barack Obama to the White House. Don't go near it.
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