kiwisub12
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Well, there was a girl who was out shooting for deer. Now as we know, hunters don't have great eyesight, she hadn't put her orange vest on, and ended up getting shot in the "you-know-where", and when the horrified shooter ran over, all he could say was" i thought she was a moose, i thought she was a moose". Needless to say, for ever after the poor girl was nicknamed Moose. Of course, the shooter ended up in the insane asylum - after all, there are no moose in England!
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