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For The Women LOL - 9/9/2008 10:11:57 AM

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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking,
the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,' reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced,' as she put it.

'That is a fair point,' replied God, ' But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave
the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that
you are right. I will fix it up right away.' And God reached down, removed the middle
breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, ' But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, ' You know Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put that useless tit?'

Now doesn't T H A T make more sense than that crap about the rib?

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/9/2008 10:13:15 AM

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snort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/9/2008 10:13:49 AM

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*snort*

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/9/2008 12:58:42 PM

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And God said : "Let there be LIGHT!

And Goddess Said: Turn it on your own dang self!

giggle....

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/9/2008 2:37:20 PM

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Hahaha!

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/9/2008 6:29:07 PM

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ROFL

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/9/2008 7:46:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

And God said : "Let there be LIGHT!

And Goddess Said: Turn it on your own dang self!

giggle....

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Nope. Another misquote.

And, God said: Let there be Light. And there was Light.
And He saw what He had done, and He said "TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!!"

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/9/2008 8:24:27 PM

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Useless boobs that just lay around... yep.. that's the men I have always been with... lol

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/10/2008 12:07:36 AM

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I was eating a bowl of cereal earlier and my new kitten climbs up my leg, approaches teh bowl, trips and does a face plant in the milk and cereal.

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RE: For The Women LOL - 9/10/2008 1:04:57 AM

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LOL, I needed a good laugh tonight Bear. *HUG* Good times. ;)

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