Tits + Hostage Situations = ???

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VivaciousSub -> Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 11:37:37 AM)
A good friend of mine posed the following question today, and it's so amusing I had to share. Thoughts, everyone? (2:29:58 PM): you ever wonder if people are distracted by boobs in tense hostage situations(2:30:16 PM): like .... "fuck we're all going to die, god damn that chick has huge tits and I can almost see them"(2:30:27 PM): I have issues ....

Thadius -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 11:43:19 AM)
Tits are always a good thing. However, I think your friend had it backwards, I think the thought process would be "Damn those are some nice tits, fuck we all might die and those tits are going to go to waste." Just a thought,[8D] Thadius P.S. Nah, I don't think they would be a distraction, at least for me. It's not like "shinies" for some folks.

VivaciousSub -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 11:48:22 AM)
Tits going to waste, in my opinion, is almost as bad as beer going to waste. Both lead to a poor impression of the evening.

MadAxeman -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 4:12:31 PM)
I was in a car accident once. The van we were in turned over completely. I recall thinking as I somersaulted... I can see up Sandy's skirt. Am I ill?

persephonee -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 6:47:03 PM)
i came to during my cholecystectomy and got a super cool view of my nurse anesthetists undies...but he was bent the other way at the time and i mumbled something about plumbers butt before they hit me with more Versed.... Im in therapy.

VivaciousSub -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 8:07:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman I was in a car accident once. The van we were in turned over completely. I recall thinking as I somersaulted... I can see up Sandy's skirt. Am I ill? No, I'd say you're one lucky sumbitch! I'd hate you, but you make me laugh. [:D]

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 8:35:49 PM)
That sounds like something my Man would say! lol He loves boobies... thank God... Since mine are DDs.... lol

Juliannadelion -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 8:42:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius Tits are always a good thing. However, I think your friend had it backwards, I think the thought process would be "Damn those are some nice tits, fuck we all might die and those tits are going to go to waste." Just a thought,[8D] Thadius P.S. Nah, I don't think they would be a distraction, at least for me. It's not like "shinies" for some folks. Aww, no titmotizing for you? [:D] If you put glitter on them, they could be shiny. I am like an apple with a razor in it - sweet until you bite into me. [sm=evil.gif] To please and be pleasing to Him, always, in all ways. [:D]

Thadius -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 9:43:24 PM)
Oh I have been known to get lost in a drooling gaze at an amazing pair of tits. However, if the situation was "Hey there's a nice pair" and "Oh shit we are all going to die", I have to believe my thoughts would be on the survival part. One more thing, shiny tits are great too. I have spent many a dollar enjoying them. [;)]

Juliannadelion -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 10:22:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius Oh I have been known to get lost in a drooling gaze at an amazing pair of tits. However, if the situation was "Hey there's a nice pair" and "Oh shit we are all going to die", I have to believe my thoughts would be on the survival part. One more thing, shiny tits are great too. I have spent many a dollar enjoying them. [;)] Yeah, but, would you want to survive even more because you just saw a really nice pair and want to get to know them better? lol [;)] ME TOO!!! There is nothing like a nice lemon drop martini and nekkid girls with shiny boobages. It just sucks when you go home with glitter all over your face, gets all in the bed, gotta change the sheets....... But I digress.... Excellent observations Thadius. :) I am like an apple with a razor in it - sweet until you bite into me. [sm=evil.gif] To please and be pleasing to Him, always, in all ways. [:D]

Vendaval -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/9/2008 10:46:12 PM)
[sm=flash.gif]There is the ever-popular licking booze off of tits! [sm=chug.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub Tits going to waste, in my opinion, is almost as bad as beer going to waste. Both lead to a poor impression of the evening.

Juliannadelion -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/10/2008 2:46:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval [sm=flash.gif]There is the ever-popular licking booze off of tits! [sm=chug.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub Tits going to waste, in my opinion, is almost as bad as beer going to waste. Both lead to a poor impression of the evening. Excellent idea! I am like an apple with a razor in it - sweet until you bite into me. [sm=evil.gif] To please and be pleasing to Him, always, in all ways. [:D]

subtee -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/10/2008 9:08:56 AM)
When I had to be put under for dental surgery I worried about them looking at my boobs. Do you think they did?

BlackPhx -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/10/2008 9:56:24 AM)
and Drooled...then told you ..you did it [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] poenkitten

MadAxeman -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/10/2008 10:16:52 AM)
If you showed them to us, we would have a better idea of whether they bothered or not

subtee -> RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? (9/10/2008 10:42:01 AM)
Hahahaha, very clever. They've been here before. Some may remember them. [sm=flash.gif] It used to be that to participate on some threads the regulars made you share first. "Tit for tat," you might say.

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