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LookieNoNookie -> Wimmens.... (9/9/2008 6:17:33 PM)

What I want to know is...how come they always win?

We have all the money.

They have all the pus.....uh oh.....

(Okay...wait.....I get it).

(It's all clear now....)




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:20:40 PM)


* Lushy saunters in and throws off some pheremones and her prize winning smile*[:D]

We got kitty (meow,purr, hiss) and we know how to use it.




DesFIP -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:23:01 PM)

Not to mention our boobies.

Push up bra, check.
Low cut blouse, check.

Saunters on by.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:24:18 PM)

no bra...check.




thornhappy -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:26:35 PM)

kitty..check.  bewbage..check.  pheramones..oh yeah.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:27:20 PM)


(This is entirely NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!!!)

Said, of course, entirely in the most submissive of ways.




subtee -> RE: Wimmens.... (9/9/2008 6:27:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

What I want to know is...how come they always win?

We have all the money.

They have all the pus.....uh oh.....

(Okay...wait.....I get it).

(It's all clear now....)


We have all the pus? Ewww.

~pus-free tee




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:29:05 PM)

red dress..check
thigh highs...check
stilettos...check
lace panties...oh forget those
no panties...check


dressed for success...priceless [:D]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:31:58 PM)

girl on girl....


check.




sunshinemiss -> RE: Wimmens.... (9/9/2008 6:33:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


They have all the pus.....uh oh.....

(Okay...wait.....I get it).




You get pus?  There are doctors who can help you with that darling.




christine1 -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:34:15 PM)

white t shirt,  check
jeans,  check
no bra,  check
no panties,  check
bare feet,  check
shit eating grin,  check.





KCherry -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:41:29 PM)

Let me help  you with that Christine.

Bucket of water - Check hehehe




sappatoti -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:44:18 PM)

Despite how easily the OP is swayed by the physical beauty of wimmins, not all mean are so easily taken.

Though, it is a nice start...




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:44:31 PM)

Long hair, an ass set high as the montana sunrise, a smile that blinds you and a nice two finger gap PRICELESS..




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:48:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

white t shirt,  check
jeans,  check
no bra,  check
no panties,  check
bare feet,  check
shit eating grin,  check.


Ya know...this is just fucked up....

We have all the testosterone (which should, like...give us some kind of rule...)....this is just plain fucked up....we take all the hits....ya'll look pretty....we end up going to the curb.....

And you end up when it's all over....looking as good (or better) than when we all walked in....

Here's the deal....

Ya'll work your job all week long...looking good when you walk in....all the guys checking you out all day long...you look good walking out...

(Okay....I just re-read....I just figured it out....you win....every time...).

Gawdammit that ain't fair.

(I truly don't want to see the world with a bunch of pretty men....but I swear to GAWD....this just ain't fucking fair).

It would be better if all the wimmens would just come to my house about 5:15 p.m.....then I could cope with all this.




Juliannadelion -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:54:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


(This is entirely NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!!!)

Said, of course, entirely in the most submissive of ways.



Awww!  At least you didn't get blamed for ORIGINAL SIN.  [sm=angel.gif]




I am like an apple with a razor in it - sweet until you bite into me. [sm=evil.gif]

To please and be pleasing to Him, always, in all ways. [:D]




sunshinemiss -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 6:56:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


It would be better if all the wimmens would just come to my house about 5:15 p.m.....then I could cope with all this.



Would that be PST?  I don't wanna be late.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 7:08:26 PM)

long hair..... check.
slim hot bod..... check.
no bra cause none will fit my lopsided B n A...... check.
sexy voice according to GT..... check.
natural beauty.....and dont spend hours for makeup cause i dont wear.... check.
hot tattoo's...... check.





coupleowl -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 7:09:13 PM)

I suppose they win when it depends on what side of the whip you are on. 




CalifChick -> RE: Wimmen.... (9/9/2008 8:26:25 PM)

Long tshirt - check


That's it.

We lub ya, Lookie.

Cali




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