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MadAxeman -> Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/9/2008 7:41:06 PM)
Get up on the wrong side of the rack this morning? A little miffed after that 12 hour bondage scene yesterday? Not getting enough of the whip? Perhaps you are just feeling kinda SAMmy? These are the top ten ways to show your dom/me how you really feel. 10. For those of you with FemDommes...take out your toolbox, grab a hacksaw, and cut the heels off of her pretty, new thigh-high boots. 9. Grab the Super-Glue and glue the tips of all his nipple clamps together. 8. Practice your knot tying with his bondage ropes...make sure you leave the knots in before you slip them back in the toybox. 7. In the middle of that morning spanking, start painting your fingernails. 6. After the fingernails are done, sweetly say "Are you going to be finished soon? I can't get to my toes in this position" 5. While you are waiting for him to finish spanking, tie his shoelaces together. 4. Is he rushing to meet a deadline at work? Perfect! Call every 15 minutes with questions like "How many sugars should I put in my coffee?" and "Do you know what time and channel 'Oprah' comes on?" Make sure if his secretary or a colleague answers that you ask to speak to "Master Bill". 3. Call his wife/girlfriend/mother and say "I just tested positive for the clap. I think you should have Master Bill go to the free clinic." 2. Take out that nail polish and decorate all his toys with pink polka-dots. And the number 1 way to let your dom/me know you are not a happy little sub... 1. The next time you go to a PEP meeting, slap a "Kick me..I am really just a submissive in disguise!!" sign on his back!

Lynnxz -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/9/2008 7:43:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman 10. For those of you with FemDommes...take out your toolbox, grab a hacksaw, and cut the heels off of her pretty, new thigh-high boots. Don't cut them all the way off, just leave a little bit left so she falls down the stairs. [:D]

MadAxeman -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/9/2008 7:49:36 PM)
Beautiful, wise and evil. If you only owned a pub too.

Lynnxz -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/9/2008 8:15:28 PM)
Beautiful, wise, and evil.... + pub? Sorry, you're looking for Missturbation :D

darchChylde -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/10/2008 12:39:14 AM)
No Ma'am, i did not look in on this thread and read with interest. No Ma'am, i'm not thinking of more creative methods than those above. No Ma'am, I did not neglect my halo and let it tarnish. darchChylde walks from the room with a tuneless whistle and a beautific smile, hoping a certain redhead doesn't see this thread

chamberqueen -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/10/2008 6:48:31 AM)
That was great! I did my own mean little thing to a novice Dom I have been put in charge of training. He had done several things that made me uncomfortable during non-session time, so while I was giving him his lesson for the day I decided to tell him about what I used to do to men when I was a full time Domme. I just loved the look of disgust on his face!

BlackPhx -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/10/2008 6:49:42 AM)
[sm=couch.gif] = Ignore the slave behind the couch..she is an angel poenkitten

Macslittleimp -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/11/2008 9:18:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde No Ma'am, i did not look in on this thread and read with interest. No Ma'am, i'm not thinking of more creative methods than those above. No Ma'am, I did not neglect my halo and let it tarnish. darchChylde walks from the room with a tuneless whistle and a beautific smile, hoping a certain redhead doesn't see this thread WOW if I didn't know better I'd think my lil dc went outside his head for a little bit LOLOL you KNEW I would see it lololol I always look ;)

hopelessfool -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/11/2008 9:23:45 PM)
Change the lock on the toy box with a new one, or switch the keys. If not bound every time he goes to thwack roll one way or the other, the missign of body tends to shock them so much they dont see their hand going for the bed post. Sick the cat on them... Forget that he hates "x" on his food and put it on... Anywho... im going that way

Thadius -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/11/2008 9:35:11 PM)
You should have added a disclaimer or warning to the end of this. *Remember that those in power have long memories* Punishment doesn't involve something enjoyable Remember this is the person that will have you bound and gagged in the near future, and nobody will hear your cries for help Besides those FemDomme types can be real bitches if you fuck with their boots. You would be better just slitting your own neck. Just sayin, Thadius

MSPERFECTION2U -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/11/2008 10:17:01 PM)
damn

Vendaval -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/11/2008 11:43:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman 10. For those of you with FemDommes...take out your toolbox, grab a hacksaw, and cut the heels off of her pretty, new thigh-high boots. Punishment - I know all your inner fears, insecurities and torments, you will be confronted by all of them in various combinations and intensities chosen at random. 9. Grab the Super-Glue and glue the tips of all his nipple clamps together. Punishment - Having the more sensitive areas of your anatomy glued together. 8. Practice your knot tying with his bondage ropes...make sure you leave the knots in before you slip them back in the toybox. Punishment - untying all the knots while hogtied, with your lips, tongue and teeth. You will be timed and expected to untie the knots at the same speed as you first tied them. 7. In the middle of that morning spanking, start painting your fingernails. Punishment - toothpicks placed under your fingernails. 6. After the fingernails are done, sweetly say "Are you going to be finished soon? I can't get to my toes in this position" Punishment - toothpicks placed under your toenails. 5. While you are waiting for him to finish spanking, tie his shoelaces together. Punishment - no shoes during the winter or outdoors on hot asphalt in the summer or on gravel, rocks, etc. 4. Is he rushing to meet a deadline at work? Perfect! Call every 15 minutes with questions like "How many sugars should I put in my coffee?" and "Do you know what time and channel 'Oprah' comes on?" Make sure if his secretary or a colleague answers that you ask to speak to "Master Bill". Punishment - You are now required to get 2 McJobs and work 7 days a week to support your own looser ass. 3. Call his wife/girlfriend/mother and say "I just tested positive for the clap. I think you should have Master Bill go to the free clinic." Punishment - public humiliation where you are forced to confess to everyone in your life your most embarrassing secrets. 2. Take out that nail polish and decorate all his toys with pink polka-dots. Punishment - sleeping on a bed of nails without any blanket or pillow, while securely strapped down until further notice. And the number 1 way to let your dom/me know you are not a happy little sub... 1. The next time you go to a PEP meeting, slap a "Kick me..I am really just a submissive in disguise!!" sign on his back! Punishment - Your contract is terminated and you are sold to a slave farm for heavy duty labor in the most vile of conditions.

MadAxeman -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/11/2008 11:56:21 PM)
I have to admit, that was a lot funnier.

Vendaval -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/12/2008 12:23:19 AM)
[sm=evil.gif] [sm=mistress.gif] [sm=trident.gif] [sm=crop.gif]

MadAxeman -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/12/2008 7:52:48 PM)
This man is wise. Hopefully the wisdom to use it wisely too.

DefiantFlower -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/13/2008 5:33:12 PM)
Heh..I've actually done # 5. And it's official. I'm afraid Vendaval.

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/14/2008 5:20:41 AM)
Before a scene, having an accomplice use a microphone, and announce "Ladies & Gentlemen, Doms & Subs, let's have a round of applause for the Master of Malpractice, the Dominant of Demolition, Trainer of terrified slaves the world over, here for one night only it's .......Siiiirrrrr Prize!!!!" Spotlight went on him, I was already on the cross giggling, he opens the bag of bad things and pulls out a My Little Pony cheerleader baton. Needless to say, I had a hard time sitting for over a week.

Saratov -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/14/2008 7:12:48 AM)
[8\|] And loved every minute of your discomfort that week. [sm=evil.gif]

lilmissdefiant -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/14/2008 7:41:50 AM)
makes a note to do these in the near future

Sindel -> RE: Top 10 Subby's Revenge (9/15/2008 4:05:43 PM)
Good punishments Vend :) If someone cut off my heels.... I think them tied together width wise would make a great buttplug.....

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