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MadAxeman -> Which Are You? (9/9/2008 7:45:34 PM)
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A MASTER
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
Is more powerful than a locomotive,
Is faster than a speeding bullet,
Walks on water,
Gives policy to God.
A SWITCH
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds,
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine,
Is faster than a speeding BB,
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool,
Talks with God if special request is approved.
A NEUTRAL
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings,
Loses tug-of-war with locomotives,
Can fire a speeding bullet,
Swims well,
Is occasionally addressed by God.
A SUB
Runs into buildings,
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times,
Is not issued ammunition,
Can stay afloat with a life jacket,
Talks to animals.
A SLAVE
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings,
Says, "Look at the choo choo",
Wets themselves with a water pistol,
Plays in mud puddles,
Talks to theirselves.
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