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Room Service - 9/10/2008 10:50:16 AM

MadAxeman

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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phonebooths. I decided to phone one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo -- beautiful. So I picked up the card and I dialed the number.
"Hello?" the woman says.
"Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me a massage. No...wait, I want sex... I want it hard, fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys... do the lot, all night, tie me up, cover me in anything. Now, how does that sound.?
She says
"That sounds fantastic...
But for an outside line you press 9."

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RE: Room Service - 9/10/2008 10:56:19 AM

BlackPhx

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Pa-da-DUM!

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RE: Room Service - 9/10/2008 10:57:58 AM

sirsholly

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i have a mental image of Greedy getting that phone call....

_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)

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RE: Room Service - 9/10/2008 12:25:07 PM

HypnoticDan

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Outside line? You sound keen, who needs an outside line? Hell, put me through and come up in half an hour, we'll all have fun!