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Mad Cow Disease - 9/10/2008 11:10:42 AM

MadAxeman

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A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
Lady Reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?
The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?