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Sunburn - 9/10/2008 7:54:07 PM

MadAxeman

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A man fell asleep on the beach under the midday sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra.
Rather astounded, the nurse inquired
"What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"
The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off of his legs."

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RE: Sunburn - 9/11/2008 12:44:54 PM

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To quote CM's greatest philosopher.........."Snort"

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RE: Sunburn - 9/11/2008 12:46:08 PM

BKSir

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Ooooh, I think I know this philosopher. Greedocrates?

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RE: Sunburn - 9/11/2008 1:14:59 PM

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