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Down Home - 9/10/2008 8:01:19 PM

MadAxeman

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The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.
One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

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RE: Down Home - 9/10/2008 8:10:52 PM

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Thats just wrong. lol

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RE: Down Home - 9/10/2008 8:20:51 PM

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I know, hate myself now. But VivaciousSub will be pleased.

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RE: Down Home - 9/10/2008 8:27:43 PM

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LMAO!!

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RE: Down Home - 9/12/2008 9:54:50 AM

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RE: Down Home - 9/12/2008 10:05:05 AM

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RE: Down Home - 9/12/2008 4:12:10 PM

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Oh my god!!!!!

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RE: Down Home - 9/12/2008 5:50:31 PM

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I just vomitted alittle in my mouth.

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