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precocious -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/11/2008 5:23:48 PM)
I was e-mailed by someone on here asking if they could adopt me so they could then sleep with their ... well, yeah. It was a few paragraphs long, very descriptive, and made me feel sick.

NuevaVida -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/11/2008 5:27:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool Third was: Have you ever used an entire chicken during play, Id love to double fist you then shove a chicken in your cunt, then proceed to fill it with stuffing. OK now I've officially heard it all!

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/11/2008 5:34:51 PM)
You know? Dominants get those too. I had a guy email me once... had never heard from him before... and ask me if I would dress him up all girlie and drop him off in the middle of nowhere. When I told him no, that would be to dangerous here in redneckville, he asked if I would do it if he were to dress like a man and just wear womens shoes? Took me a while to shake that one. *Then there was the guy that emailed me outta the blue and asked me if I would PLEASE castrate him? Ummm... no.* *Jewel* *And sarbonn... I really can't blame her for trying to snatch you up and keep you all to herself.* edited because I'm a beginner typist

Surata -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/11/2008 6:34:21 PM)
Oh boy, I've had some good ones, and given some good ones to the trolls in return. I had someone want to use my crotch as a dipping dish for prawns. I had someone who wanted to introduce me to his Dobermans. There was the guy that wanted me to move to India and take care of his grandfather. And as a result of trolls that wouldn't leave me alone... There was the troll I convinced I was a cannibal just using modified quotes from Fight Club. I convinced another I was a multiple amputee as a result of too many lonely Saturday nights. My favorite was the troll that thought I lived across the street from him and was watching him through his window.

OneMoreWaste -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/11/2008 10:08:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool Ive got a few: That's awesome... the snuff freaks are SO much more creative than the Nigerian scammers. I've just GOT to get myself a female profile. Can I borrow your picture? [:D]

aravain -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/11/2008 10:28:52 PM)
Hmmm I haven't been on here long... but the weirdest one was a cm basically commanding me to relocate and live with him, be his 24/7 slave and give up all my rights o.O It was something to the effect of: "You will move to <X place> and live in my house. You will not leave the house without permission and will never wear clothes..." etc. etc. etc. I was like 'Eh?' then blocked and deleted. I don't care to deal with people who can't read my profile. Also, I'm ridiculously mean. Like, really. Just ask that homeless orphan I just punched across the street.

tia111 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/11/2008 10:45:31 PM)
HAHA OMG hopelessfool that is terrible. Talk about getting a complex. On the upside its complimentary for people to say you look delicious. I am pretty new here though i did get one quite elaborate email that proposed i entertain him and his four friends in a gang bang at his house where they could keep me safe. If we had had a dialogue already i could see this kind of proposition though for first contact i thought it a little out there. Nothing like some of yours though!! Wow i am in awe.

hopelessfool -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/11/2008 10:53:38 PM)
It was much much worse, years ago when yahoo had chat rooms. Those were scary times, these are rather tame in comparison. I do love however one email It wasnt a relationship demand. I have a rant about stds in my journal and he messaged me with the following: You can only get an std if your gay or do drugs, and hpv and all that shit, was all genticaly engineered by scientists in the 70s to create a need for drugs... I was stunned into idiot silence at this... none of the stds at all that are out there happened before 1976 according to him... and he believed it fully, He also though I believe its DHOM was Deadly and dangerous (DHOM or MO??) its.. water... and One More Waste go to myspace, find someone on the other side of the world copy a few pics for a female profile. Im to well known and smartass filled :P

OneMoreWaste -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 12:35:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool and One More Waste go to myspace, find someone on the other side of the world copy a few pics for a female profile. I can handle the American polical system, I can handle YouTube, I can even handle reality TV in doses of 5 minutes or less0... But should I ever again venture into MySpace, I fear that I will forever lose the ability to keep my jaw from dangling slackly at full extension, and spell out the WHOLE ENTIRE WORD "you". Is too terrible to even think about [:o]

wideeyedgirl -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 12:53:28 AM)
I get alot of the snuff first emails too Maybe Its something about me. Im getting a complex. Just recievied the other week "I will pay you $100,000 if you will then go to my house - let me hang you slowly and f* you while your spirit leaves your body." Guess I dont get to spend the money :P "will you cut off your fingers and ship them to me, one a week? I want to taste you".** squick!! Gotten the other ones - that seem common. Request to be turned into a barbie doll. Lipo, facial reconstructive, tucking and additions, complete with foot modification for that perfect foot in heels look. Do doctors actually perform that stuff??? Another one when I first joined. "My german sheppard Ben wants to meet you". Sadly I was naive and thought that was kinda sweet. Another kinda odd one..but I have seen some people get this too. Or post it in their profiles. Male Dominants who seeks slaves to will work outside the home and support them (the Dom) as well as themselves. The one Dom was alllll about sitting home and playing video games all day while his slave served him by slaving away in the corporate world. Maybe that just sits wrong, because I kinda have traditional views. But this email was that..the Dominant deserved it and shouldnt have to lift a finger or support himself. Maybe thats not odd by other peoples standards. <shrugs>

catize -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 1:02:07 AM)
One line; "If I gave you a jar full of bees, would you stick your breast in there and let them sting you?"

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 2:44:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: aravain Hmmm I haven't been on here long... but the weirdest one was a cm basically commanding me to relocate and live with him, be his 24/7 slave and give up all my rights o.O It was something to the effect of: "You will move to <X place> and live in my house. You will not leave the house without permission and will never wear clothes..." etc. etc. etc. I was like 'Eh?' then blocked and deleted. I don't care to deal with people who can't read my profile. Also, I'm ridiculously mean. Like, really. Just ask that homeless orphan I just punched across the street. Did he tell you he wanted to use you as a breeder slut? Damn I'm jealous. I want to be the alpha breeder slut. I also rec'd one from a man in Tx, wanting me to travel there and memorize his 113 rules of dominance. For 'consideration'... Hell, I have trouble remembering my brothers' & sister's names.

angelicbitch -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 2:57:37 AM)
I was emailed * not on this site* but another from some guy who wanted me to be his ritual sacrifice for his satanic cult. When I responded back aren't sacrifices virgins? He said well yes but you will do just fine... and said that once i was dead I would be taken by all the cult followers... I had to decline... as much fun as that sounded.... being dead puts one hell of a cramp in the social life :D Peace Angelic

Dnomyar -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 4:06:50 AM)
candystripper pay no attention to that request. It is a form letter that I send out to all women. Since I have been on the internet I have recieved all kind of offers. I have had round trip plane tickets sent to me a couple of times. The live in offers have been incredible. I was even offered my own house to live in. I wont give my phone number out so I have been given several cell phones. Most of these were all before I came on CM. Except for the house. Since I have been on here I have met a lot of great people. The offers have been tame compared to others I have recieved.

BKSir -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 4:24:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: catize One line; "If I gave you a jar full of bees, would you stick your breast in there and let them sting you?" Okay, if someone gave me a jar full of bees, for any reason whatsoever, I can guarantee I would stick them somewhere, and the person giving me the jar would NOT find it pleasant. quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool Sorry Kitten, Apparently your ment to be caged, Im well Apparently a well liked commodity of the snuff community. ALSO Third was: Have you ever used an entire chicken during play, Id love to double fist you then shove a chicken in your cunt, then proceed to fill it with stuffing. Granted, I haven't read ALL of your posts, nor have I met you, but, DAMN! Someone out there seems to really really dislike you for SOME reason. That's just kinda... well... a lot disturbing. O.o And... Sweet mother of pearl! I may be into food and all, I mean, I'm a chef for chrissake! There's just certain things that aren't done! A turducken is one thing but what the hell!?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 5:06:13 AM)
from a male submissive - he wanted me to be his pet for life (he was looking to instantly collar me on the spot!) from male dominants - one in Ohio was looking for a serious woman just like his dead wife and was hoping i would accept the position (it was one long run-on paragraph in CAPS). another in NC wanted to rescue and take care of me (i didn't know i need rescuing). another in Turkey threatened to kidnap me ...so i triple double dawg dared him to do it and as you see, i'm still here waiting. another proposed his undying love and marriage in the first message (i asked where's the ring - he replied back saying i must be a golddigger. hey if you're going to propose marriage, better have a ring attached to it). another in MI wanted me to be his naked black pet slave - i would be chained 24/7 but have full access around the house (i guess it would be a very very long chain as i live in a cabin in the middle of nowhere). another dominant was very sick that i had to report his profile ...there's no way i would allow my girls watch and/or participate in adult activities. from a bi-female dominant - she said i would be forced into being bi by having me bond and gagged to the bed for days until i submit (gawd, i laughed so hard that i spilt chocolate milk over the keyboard).

tasha_tart -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 6:25:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wideeyedgirl Just recievied the other week "I will pay you $100,000 if you will then go to my house - let me hang you slowly and f* you while your spirit leaves your body."** Guess I dont get to spend the money :P Get the money upfront! Tasha

Dnomyar -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 6:27:08 AM)
Mmmmmm Samba. Being bound by a Dominant until I submitted does'nt sound that bad.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 6:28:24 AM)
i don't mind being bound and gagged but i refused to be forced into bi

OsideGirl -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 7:39:03 AM)
I had one that emailed me and told me that he was "claiming me and would keep me constantly pregnant." Keep in mind that I'm a cancer survivor and can't have children. I told him that God out ranked him, and God said "NO". But still, the strangest, even after all these years....... "Hi, I'm a can of corn."

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