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30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/11/2008 7:55:56 PM   
MadAxeman


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Status: offline 		I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Awww, it's cute.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It's OK, we'll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Oh no... a flash headache.
(giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Why is God punishing me?
At least this won't take long.
I never saw one like that before.
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me really drunk first....
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
I guess this makes me the early bird. 
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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/12/2008 9:29:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		"Are you cold?" I've asked that before. He said no!

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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/12/2008 10:08:45 AM   
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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/12/2008 10:27:01 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/12/2008 10:37:11 AM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I've smoked fatter joints than that.
 


Being rather well endowed and a midnight toker; I would like to smoke a joint as long and fat as that.  Hell, I would love to smoke a joint even half as long and fat.


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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/12/2008 10:38:21 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/12/2008 7:49:30 PM   
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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/13/2008 5:03:40 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Never let a good joke get in the way of promoting yourself.


Here, here!!!


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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/13/2008 6:37:57 PM   
Saratov


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I think... isn't it?

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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/13/2008 10:16:58 PM   
Sanguinarian


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Oh wow, I've finally found a appendage smaller than my pinkie! ( note, my pinkie ring is a size 2.... in the kid section of Walmart)

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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/14/2008 7:44:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		LMAO- are you sure your not cold

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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/15/2008 4:38:13 AM   
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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/15/2008 1:44:24 PM   
BlackPhx


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RE: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy - 9/15/2008 1:53:30 PM   
bipolarber


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No thanks, I don't smoke.

That reminds me, I need to pick up a bag of baby carrots.

How 'bout dem Broncos?

You're republican?

(sigh) It's okay... look at what lesbians can do without anything at all...

There are grow-ers, and there are show-ers... and then there are seeds.

I saw this show on cable, about penis enlargement surgury....

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