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sirsholly -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 11:31:47 AM)

i don't think the op was saying we owe Palin anything. Rather i think she is sick of hearing about her.




hopelessfool -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 11:35:41 AM)

im rather sick of all the talk about this person or that... I cant rember the kerry and bush bullshit starting this early 3 years ago. Why cant it wait till like midoctober like all the other times

Im mean sure, she has breasts. But How many presidents and vps had man boobs? We arent up in arms about that. If its so hard that she has a vagina, Ill go buy her a strap on......

-goes back to her bread and beef-

-edited because, well I had a huge blond moment there wishing presidents were only in office for a year.




sirsholly -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 11:42:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool



Im mean sure, she has breasts. But How many presidents and vps had man boobs?



Dunno. How many?




sappatoti -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 11:43:54 AM)

With regards to the OP... I went searching through my files and they support my belief that I've had to consider many more VP candidates than giraffes.

The intimation the OP makes that one takes more care in the selection of a giraffe over a VP candidate, let alone a woman as a VP candidate is a bit absurd and silly. Now, if the OP had selected the new Dodge Challenger or the upcoming Chevy Camaro instead of a giraffe... ;-)

I get that the media seems to be focussed on the VP candidate instead of those seeking the office of the P ( O.o ), but in Palin's case, she has the better potential of assuming the office of the P over Biden. Given that the media has spent nearly the last two years pouring over Obama and McCain, I can understandable why they might feel like they need to cram as much info down our throats about the this VP candidate over the next 60 days.




windchymes -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 12:38:26 PM)

I wonder how many presidents had ED?

Maybe that's why Clinton had to resort to cigars? [8|]




camille65 -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 12:42:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: candystripper

We're not considering a giraffe here, folks, just a woman for VP.  At least go back to arguing over which candidate is the biggest shitheel.
 
candystripper  [sm=pole.gif]


Golly you are so right.
Why on earth are people even talking about someone who may become our VP? Why should her background and politics be discussed, we should really just stick to her hair and glasses...............now thats important stuff.

/end sarcasm




sirsholly -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 12:46:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I wonder how many presidents had ED?

Maybe that's why Clinton had to resort to cigars? [8|]


you owe me a new tee shirt if this coffee stain doesn't come out [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




sirsholly -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 12:47:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

With regards to the OP... I went searching through my files and they support my belief that I've had to consider many more VP candidates than giraffes.

The intimation the OP makes that one takes more care in the selection of a giraffe over a VP candidate


<---wonders when was the last time the OP bought a giraffe




purepleasure -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 2:52:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

im rather sick of all the talk about this person or that... I cant rember the kerry and bush bullshit starting this early 3 years ago. Why cant it wait till like midoctober like all the other times

Im mean sure, she has breasts. But How many presidents and vps had man boobs? We arent up in arms about that. If its so hard that she has a vagina, Ill go buy her a strap on......

-goes back to her bread and beef-

-edited because, well I had a huge blond moment there wishing presidents were only in office for a year.



If she has her own strap on and doesn't suffer ED, will the giraffes and other good ol' boys get jealous?




sirsholly -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 2:56:08 PM)

i think you better wait to see what happen to the strap-on when you try to get it into a condom.




purepleasure -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 2:58:12 PM)

[start snark/

too bad she didn't share her knowledge of condoms with certain family members a few months ago

[end snark/




sirsholly -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 3:00:33 PM)

yeah Pure...i'm just not sure her knowledge is much beyond the unrolling stage. 




purepleasure -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 3:03:29 PM)

she could have practiced on her rifle




windchymes -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 4:35:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i think you better wait to see what happen to the strap-on when you try to get it into a condom.


Do you think the strap-on will develop erectile dysfunction???




Lucylastic -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/12/2008 6:03:43 PM)

oh sweet gawd, poor giraffes and someone owes me for a new keyboard.. I needed the laugh, thankyou so much ladies n gents
Lucy




sirsholly -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/13/2008 3:49:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i think you better wait to see what happen to the strap-on when you try to get it into a condom.


Do you think the strap-on will develop erectile dysfunction???


keep it away from giraffes and those who buy them and it should be fine[:)]




purepleasure -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/13/2008 4:32:28 AM)

just in case..

Here's the how-to of condom usage.  I probably should post this over in Health and Safety as well.




sirsholly -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/13/2008 4:36:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

she could have practiced on her rifle


bit dangerous if there is premature ejaculation.....




purepleasure -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/13/2008 4:37:12 AM)

whoops, the ED thread was in General, not H&S

my bad




purepleasure -> RE: Gawd Damn; Enough About Palin! (9/13/2008 4:38:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

she could have practiced on her rifle


bit dangerous if there is premature ejaculation.....



providing the rifle had a load to discharge  [:D]




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