MadAxeman
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It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing VivaciousSub was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.
As VivaciousSub went to the front of the room, she announced,
"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as VivaciousSub withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.
She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
Shit!" cried VivaciousSub..
It took three weeks to clean up the senior center.
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