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MadAxeman -> This kinda makes sense (9/12/2008 8:35:19 PM)
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A woman’s husband dies, and she tells the funeral director that she wants him to be buried in a blue suit instead of the black suit he’s wearing. The widow hands him a blank check and leaves. At the wake, she sees her husband wearing a beautiful blue suit and asks how much it cost.
“Not a thing,” says the director.
“When you left, a corpse wearing a blue suit came in, and he was the same size as your husband. I asked the other widow if she’d be OK having her husband in a black suit, and she said yes.”
“That must have been a lot of work to redress two bodies,” says the widow.
“Not at all,” replies the director.
“I just switched the heads.”
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