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The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/12/2008 8:44:43 PM

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Little known to most of you, GreedyTop was once an innocent young thing, prone to the travails of many innocent girls (especially when drinking, as you all know)

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, totally naked young GreedyTop sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered GreedyTop.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
Then GreedyTop caught him staring at her and asked,
"Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
The driver replied, "Well, miss, I can't help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay for your fare."
GreedyTop spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/12/2008 10:57:16 PM

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*snort* LOL

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 2:09:24 AM

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That was just bad.. and awful.. and bad..

*hugs the wee Greedy*

~ I am still trying to figure out what a naked woman would do in GCS.... and how she would get past all those people.

Not that in my youth I havent left bits of clothing here and there.

But it was usualy panties or bras.. some times socks. Not whole outfits. *smiles*

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 2:10:01 AM

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I thought it was funny :D

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 2:11:44 AM

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hehe it was very funny.. just the bad kind of funny.. *winks*

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 2:12:51 AM

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*snort*

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 4:00:32 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

GreedyTop was once an innocent young thing

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 4:41:38 AM

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i'd just like to point out in this joke, GT was 18 or over.....

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 4:47:59 AM

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OK GT I can see you paying off the cabbie,
butt how were going to get thru the turnstyle?

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 5:12:01 AM

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*Strips GT, turns her upside down and checks*

"Driver qualified for the title Mosquito dick..did he?"

*Shakes head and kisses the parts she can reach while GT is upside down.*

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/13/2008 5:46:00 AM

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<Sticks nose outside bunker
Is it safe?

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RE: The Plight of GreedyTop - 9/15/2008 4:40:32 PM

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