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MsBrenda -> Playtime in the Garden (9/13/2008 8:12:32 AM)
I never realized how much fun it is playing in the garden! Tie your slave to the fence and make him a human scare crow. Throw the rotten tomatoes at him that he didn't pick before the frost. Cut a sunflower, trim the leaves off and cane him with that wonderful strong stem. And not gonna mention what to do with the carrots and cucumbers!

sophia37 -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/13/2008 8:18:35 AM)
U R 2 funny. And very creative as well, I might add. lol xo

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/13/2008 9:09:15 AM)
Damn, I'm really hungry for a salad right now.

Prinsexx -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/13/2008 9:12:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsBrenda I never realized how much fun it is playing in the garden! Tie your slave to the fence and make him a human scare crow. Throw the rotten tomatoes at him that he didn't pick before the frost. Cut a sunflower, trim the leaves off and cane him with that wonderful strong stem. And not gonna mention what to do with the carrots and cucumbers! Now i just marvel at what you might do with the stinging nettles....yum. [:D]

MsBrenda -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/13/2008 9:46:20 AM)
Nettles are past season here but burdock is plentiful. Girls, shall we have him stick his own burdock to his pubic hair while I have him rip out the tomato plants and do the laundry? I mean, I am really pissed about my tomatoes. I told him frost was coming, go out and pick the tomatoes, they will ripen in the house. And he didn't listen. he covered the plants with sheets. really, I took so much pride in my tomatoes. I HAD over 30 plants. I process them and make my own sauces. Now I have rotten toms and a pile of dirty sheets! And least not mention, a disobedient scare crow with a cucumber sticking out of his mouth. sheesh, I wonder what the mail lady thought. he was still tied out in the garden when she went through! I hope he's not the talk of the town for the next week. Oh well.

azropedntied -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/13/2008 11:55:31 AM)
That's awesome ! If he is the talk of the town either he will take care of what you ask of him or he shall screw up intentionally to get more garden time as he too loved it . this really needs to be on DVD !

hardbodysub -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/13/2008 12:22:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsBrenda I never realized how much fun it is playing in the garden! Tie your slave to the fence and make him a human scare crow. Throw the rotten tomatoes at him that he didn't pick before the frost. Cut a sunflower, trim the leaves off and cane him with that wonderful strong stem. And not gonna mention what to do with the carrots and cucumbers! I hope he's learned his lesson before it's pumpkin harvest time!

MsBrenda -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/14/2008 7:53:42 AM)
quote: I hope he's learned his lesson before it's pumpkin harvest time! lol, that's funny. I didn't grow pumpkins this year though. I am impressed with the sunflower stalk as an excellent canning device. I used one of the smaller, thinner, sunflowers. It's nice! Kinda scratchy, holds up to repeated impact, light weight, nice and straight. I'm hooked!

beargonewild -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/14/2008 7:57:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsBrenda Nettles are past season here but burdock is plentiful. Girls, shall we have him stick his own burdock to his pubic hair while I have him rip out the tomato plants and do the laundry? I mean, I am really pissed about my tomatoes. I told him frost was coming, go out and pick the tomatoes, they will ripen in the house. And he didn't listen. he covered the plants with sheets. really, I took so much pride in my tomatoes. I HAD over 30 plants. I process them and make my own sauces. Now I have rotten toms and a pile of dirty sheets! And least not mention, a disobedient scare crow with a cucumber sticking out of his mouth. sheesh, I wonder what the mail lady thought. he was still tied out in the garden when she went through! I hope he's not the talk of the town for the next week. Oh well. Sure gives gardening a whole new meaning!

christine1 -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/14/2008 8:17:42 AM)
i love creative imaginations! it's all good in my book.

everhope -> RE: Playtime in the Garden (9/14/2008 8:22:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx Now i just marvel at what you might do with the stinging nettles....yum. [:D] [/quote not to mention the rose canes.

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