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OneMoreWaste -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 7:03:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven 2. I told her that I was 35 and sent her a picture of Brad Pitt, telling her that it was me. What should I do when we first meet? Meet in a public place, and when she doesn't show up, scan around the periphery for another sketchy-looking guy in his 50s who looks like he spends a lot of time in front of the computer. Then go home and look at the boobie pictures some more.

sirsholly -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 9:23:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven What should I do when we first meet? it all depends...do you suffer ED when you have to wear a condom?

subtee -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 12:10:15 PM)
A former Penthouse Pet trumps any and all integrity concerns. You weren't going to sit around discussing particle physics anyway, were you? It won't matter what degrees she holds, but rather to what degree she can hold you in her throat... Collar her immediately. When you meet, tell her that all those kids and Mistress Angelina sucking the blood out of you have prematurely aged you. Keep a blindfold handy.

Owned1 -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 8:34:45 PM)
When you meet you will not need to say anything, if she was a penthouse pet 25 with big boobs she will not have enough of a brain in her head to know who Brad Pitt is or what he looks like, Just explain to her the process of photo shop and that all the big stars do it to preserve their privacy. Dont forget to send us all pics of the two of you in the dungeon owned

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 8:44:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I'm a 52 year old Dom and I have a submissive under consideration. She's 25 years old, a previous Penthouse Pet, and she told me that she has a PhD from MIT in Particle Physics. I have two questions. 1. I just found out that she only has a Master's in Particle Physics. This concerns me because I inflexibly hold Integrity in high regard. Normally, I would dismiss one who misrepresented herself to me. However, she has very big boobs, er... I mean that the compatibility and chemistry between us is incredibly fulfilling to me. So should I make a onetime exception in my rigorous requirements for Truth and Honesty in a submissive? 2. I told her that I was 35 and sent her a picture of Brad Pitt, telling her that it was me. What should I do when we first meet? Tell her you honestly have no feelings at all for Jen.

Lynnxz -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 9:06:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer Chicks with huge boobs love kitties. Good luck man. Little boobs love kitties too! Back to your regularly scheduled train wreck

Hippiekinkster -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 9:09:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick It's much better when the chick humps your leg... knee... anything else that is handy. Trust me. Cali (yes, your knee is slick now, you're welcome) I like it when chicks hump my hand. Meatpuppet on a stick.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 9:18:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee A former Penthouse Pet trumps any and all integrity concerns. You weren't going to sit around discussing particle physics anyway, were you? It won't matter what degrees she holds, but rather to what degree she can hold you in her throat... Collar her immediately. When you meet, tell her that all those kids and Mistress Angelina sucking the blood out of you have prematurely aged you. Keep a blindfold handy. It would appear that you have some experience in these matters. At least with discussing particle physics. "So, how about that Hadron Collider?" "That Big Bang was something, eh?" "Who'd a thunk the Universe started with an Orgasm?" "Nice pocket protector. Wanna fuck?" Quack. [8D]

nursygirl -> RE: I need advice... (9/14/2008 11:13:12 PM)
aww hell - screw her!

VirginPotty -> RE: I need advice... (9/15/2008 5:59:17 AM)
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