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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 5:57:28 AM

christine1

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bear, first off i think you are adorable!

secondly...holly, i'm an awesome cook, i can boil water and i never burn it! i'm willing to give lessons...just sayin.

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 5:57:50 AM

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Sorry Scifi

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 5:59:27 AM

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Oh thats fine. I think it will make sure Im all cleaned out for the day....ow ow ow. damn yellow number 3

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 6:06:48 AM

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you sure, sci? i mean, if you think you're having breathing difficulties, i'm sure i can give you mouth to mouth (i'm sr first aid certified) and holly can massage your heart.

holly...

HOLLY! i said his HEART for heaven's sake!

though, THAT massage seems to have brought him around pretty effectively too, hmmmmm

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 6:16:16 AM

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Tell you what Angel...you go right on ahead and sdtart mouth to mouth. And then YOU can massage the first thing that pops up*weg*
Holly has to put out the kitchen fire.

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 6:16:25 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

... she might be the friend to have because of all those firemen...

MINI RANT:

ya know...i have an issue with the firemen. They are a wonnerful bunch who do not get enough credit and those that put out the Thanksgiving Day kitchen blaze were soooo polite when they declined my dinner invitation...but it is their PANTS that annoy me. Yes...their pants!!
You just know...just KNOW that under those baggy britches is a rather nice ass, but can we see it? NO!!! Their tight tushies are covered with yards and yards of flame-proof fabric. So sad.
So...here is my suggestion...i suggest they wear skintight Levi's from here on in. It is a known fact that tight clothing is less likely to catch on fire, so the tighter, the better.

Personally....i think it may be worth a house full of smoke *cough...choke* to see a fireman with a tight denim clad ass and a BIGGGGGGG hose......

Ahem, well my Master is a fireman and I can attest to the fact that beneath those britches lies the most firm, hot ass and a GREAT BIG Fireman's hose.

*is it just me or is it getting warm in here?*

Hello? 9-1-1? I think I need the fire department....... one fireman in particular. Please and thank you!

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 6:23:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

Tell you what Angel...you go right on ahead and sdtart mouth to mouth. And then YOU can massage the first thing that pops up*weg*
Holly has to put out the kitchen fire.

only if you talk to me irish, sci

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 6:27:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

I suggest we undertake a study to devise a flameproof, transparent material suitable for both firefighting and ogling.

perhaps teflon? Molded to the ass...er...body and flame proof. Tthink about it...when was the last time you caught a skillet on fire? (two weeks ago...but the question was for NORMAL people)

Alas, teflon is unsuitable, for it gives off toxic gases when exposed to very high temps. I fear this calls for unobtainium.

thornhappy * maybe I can start a fire & get a chance to ogle *

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 6:50:37 AM

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Lol oh good grief ladies...start a small fire in the yard then call themn....don't do it in the house lol.

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 6:59:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Alas, teflon is unsuitable, for it gives off toxic gases when exposed to very high temps.

Seeeeeeee........herein lies the problem with scrambled eggs....damn things get toxic when ya cook em in a teflon skillet....and Jim blames ME!!!!!

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 7:00:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

you sure, sci? i mean, if you think you're having breathing difficulties, i'm sure i can give you mouth to mouth (i'm sr first aid certified) and holly can massage your heart.

holly...

HOLLY! i said his HEART for heaven's sake!

but...but...i always thought this area WAS the heart of a man...

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 7:02:47 AM

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no, silly, that's where they keep their brain!

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 7:02:48 AM

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It is Holly don't you worry about her now. 8weg*

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 7:47:39 AM

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Ya know, reading thru this has started a bell jangling.....*keep the comments to yourselves, dammit*....I remember reading on the boards a while ago that someone's stove caught on fire, they went to replace it, the male didn't measure the doorway, and the stove didn't fit into the house.......you don't spose........maybe it was Holly and Jim? Or am I hallucinating again? (damn cheap drugs!)

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 7:50:26 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

In response from another thread and request of a poster on CM, I felt it is a civic duty to warn everyone about Holly's cooking. It seems it is bad enough that the fire department has been involved. I beg everyone not to eat her cooking, it can be hazardous to you health due to the smoke from the food being burnt. Plus she has been known to trip over shoe laces, walk into door handles and drive with the emergency brake still engaged. Holly is a walking accident waiting to happen and it's best to keep a wide berth.

this public service announcement was brought to you by The Concerned Citizen Coalition.

oooo Bear.....

Holly, it had to be done. I mean think of all the people we'd save, and it is for you're own good cause we lubs ya.

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 8:51:50 AM

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awww....i lubs alla youz too!!!!

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 8:54:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

Ya know, reading thru this has started a bell jangling.....

that's not a bell ...it's the smoke alarm at holly's house...

Lunch is ready!!!!!!

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 9:00:54 AM

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(note the 5)

Thanks but I've ordered take out!

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 9:47:00 AM

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

(note the 5)

Thanks but I've ordered take out!

but it is blackened chicken, Bear!

(sadly...not the Cajun kind...)

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/14/2008 10:34:26 AM

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I just took 4 sweet potato pies out of the oven, and have a pot of beef stew simmering on the stove. I figure I should do my part to feed holly's victims during their recovery time.

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