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Drunken Bathroom Visit - 9/13/2008 8:27:02 PM

MadAxeman

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk
"and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my private parts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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RE: Drunken Bathroom Visit - 9/15/2008 4:19:02 PM

Sindel

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Hahahahaha! I IMd that to my manager at work :P Heard her laughing after a minute. Then heard another person laugh after a couple miuntes. Then heard another person laugh. It was really funny,

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