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The Ant - 9/13/2008 8:50:53 PM

MadAxeman

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I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning. When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground. Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he grabbed hold of the next blade. In this manner, He traveled across the lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did horizontally, which amused and delighted me.
And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an "epiphany", a moment of heightened awareness in which everything becomes clear.
Yes, hunched over that ant on my hands and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do...
Quit smoking weed!

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RE: The Ant - 9/13/2008 8:53:18 PM

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LOL - I was afraid you were going to say "squash him"!

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RE: The Ant - 9/15/2008 6:15:37 AM

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? Your great-ant!

Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein!
What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!
What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique!
What kind of ant can you colour with? A crayant!
Who is the most famous French ant? Napoleant!
Why did the ant-elope? Nobody gnu!
What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant!
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?An independant!

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RE: The Ant - 9/15/2008 1:32:32 PM

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It's a Bug Life