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MadAxeman -> Big People Words (9/13/2008 9:28:51 PM)
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Little Johnny was in his first week of kindergarten, when the teacher
asked the children to get up in front of the class and tell what they'd
done on their summer vacation.
"I went to see my Nana.", said Johnny.
"No", the teacher interrupted,"this is BIG people school, not preschool. We use BIG people words. You went to see your Grandmother."
"Yes,"Johnny continued, "I went to see my Grandmother, and I rode on
the Choo-choo."
"Now, Johnny,"the teacher again interrupted, "remember....BIG people
school. BIG people words. You went to see your Grandmother, and you rode
on the train."
"Yes,"he continued, "I rode on the train....and my grandmother bought me a new book."
"And what was the name of that book?", the teacher asked.
After much thought...and a minute of silence, Johnny answered....
"Winnie the Shit"
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