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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

When a dom "volunteers" to cook the 'BBQ', the following chain of events are put into motion:

1)  The sub goes to the store.
2)  The sub fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3)  The sub prepares the meat for cooking, places it in a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the dom, who is lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand.
4) The dom places the meat on the grill.
5)  The sub goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables and tosses the salad.
6)  The sub goes outside to politely remind the dom to turn the meat.
7)  The dom takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the sub.
8)  The sub prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9)  After eating, the sub clears the table and does the dishes
10)  Everyone praises the dom and thanks him for his superb cooking efforts.
11)  The dom asks the sub how she enjoyed  "her night off." and upon noticing a delay in the expected ecstatic reaction, concludes that there is just
NO pleasing some subbies. . . .

Thank God my Domme isn't lazy like that!