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Three Wise Women? - 9/15/2008 4:52:40 AM

KonDomme

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Can you imagine what the Bible would have to say if instead of the three wise men, you'd have three wise women?
You might get the following:

They would have asked for directions.
They would have arrived on time.
They would have helped deliver the baby.
They would have cleaned the stables.
They would have brought practical gifts.
They would have made a casserole.

But what would have happened when they left?
You'd have heard:

"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"I heard Joseph isn't even working right now."
"And that donkey they were riding has seen better days, too."
"Virgin, my a$$! I knew her in high school."
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph."
"Want to bet how long it will take to get my casserole dish back?"
"Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!!!"

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RE: Three Wise Women? - 9/15/2008 1:40:35 PM

BlackPhx

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And what says the 3 Wise men didn't say the same thing?

Did you SEE those robes..and the crowns and jewelry..Rue Paul and Izzy would be rolling them for chance to wear em.

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RE: Three Wise Women? - 9/15/2008 1:43:55 PM

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quote:

They would have asked for directions.

The Wise Men did ask for directions and nearly got the baby killed!

Men have been understandably wary of asking for directions ever since.

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RE: Three Wise Women? - 9/15/2008 1:53:18 PM

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Hahaha, so true...

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RE: Three Wise Women? - 9/21/2008 11:53:17 AM

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