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Menopause Jewelry - 9/15/2008 9:12:00 AM

VirginPotty

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My husband, Jim, being unhappy with my (Holly) mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

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RE: Menopause Jewelry - 9/15/2008 9:14:28 AM

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TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
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CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)

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