RapierFugue
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Joined: 3/16/2006 From: London, England Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: CruelDesires Lighter fluid burns like a MF'er too. I've had it on or around my ball area. Not on purpose mind you. LOL. C-D Geez... Always wipe and/or burn the excess fluid off of a Zippo before putting it in your pockey, LoL. Yep, been there too; it's funny how no one ever tell us this beforehand... every Zippo owner I've ever known had to find out the hard way. But IcyHot as lube? NONONONONONONO!!! Oh god yes. I recall the time I overfilled my Zippo and then drove 50 miles to see a friend. What began as a prickling sensation on my outer thigh gradually became total agony, so I put my foot down as I was only about 10 miles away by then. I reached his place and knocked on the door. He opened it, I shouted “CAN’T EXPLAIN!”, ran down his hall, legged it into the kitchen, dropped my trousers, and leapt into the sink, splashing cold water everywhere, but mostly on my thigh, which by then had an awful chemical (naphtha for official Zippo fluid, petrol for the cheaper stuff IIRC) burn, blistered and ugly. I turned around to start to explain to him ... ... and found myself looking at his parents, who I’d never met before, and who had popped in to say hello to him. "Horrified" doesn't BEGIN to explain their looks. Despite he and I explaining many, many times, they always looked at me as if there was something not quite right about me after that, every single time I met them. And yes, I only ever use Tiger Balm (red is nice, white is more evil), coz it’s natural, and it shouldn’t be used for insertions where contact with mucus membranes could take place. Can cause a urinary tract infection with persistent use. Seems fine when used on the clit, but not when inserted into the vagina (or elsewhere).
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